The Real Concave

Long time flip phoner

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

Not enough people still talk about how good Lost is. I think we all need to get lost in Lost right about now…..

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

@ScottWalker You killed the wrong thing…

[rain thots @rain_thots]

me: tell me where you want to eat

gf: *spitting blood* fuck you

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

my dad put a beer in my lunch on april fools day in 4th grade

[Devine Sports Gospel @DevineGospel]

Petco Park every 9th inning with a lead for the next decade (hopefully)

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

@Xfinity unable to give me a clear stream at 11pm so I’m watching the tournament blurry with it pausing every 5 seconds. In my own house with internet I overpay for. USA! USA!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE’S SO REAL FOR THIS OMFG😭🥹

[m @msnetik]

I’ve seen DVD menus you can’t imagine

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I am counter-praying your prayer. May his heart instantly implode. Amen.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Alcoholics Anonymous just announced that drinking on the day Trump finally strokes out won't count against anyone's sobriety.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

@NickAdamsinUSA Your parents raised a pathetic human being

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

My wife got paint samples and is now calling white “bright gray”

[𐕣🧛🏾 @doyenmxn]

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

Stop ordering salads before you pizza you fake fucks

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

Everyone else struggles taking down the ironing board right? Send tweet. Sorry. Send X.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I love a flightless bird. You just don’t do your main thing. That’s awesome

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

Where are all those foreign assassins they sent to kill Austin Powers?

[The Real Concave @the_concave]

It is time for my monthly tweet regarding how absolutely useless @peacock is. 100% the worst app of all time.