Jack Couchman

harmless buffoon and friend to cats

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@fishplums Christ, you don’t want Corbyn back.

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@TheSouth_Stand Paul Warne is bitter and twisted. “Plethora”. It’s all there

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@shippo8313 @Turki_alalshikh Get in!!!!!! Go on Turki and shippo

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@Coral It’s a good idea, but you need to get the buy in of local public transport. Delayed finish times can mean flash points on trains and bus stations

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@KieranMaguire I can’t quite believe our wage bill is so high, when our squad was so VERY average. I guess that tells us that football is unsustainable

[Championship Terrace Talk @ChampionshpTalk]

While Greasy Chip Butty was still playing 😳😂

#dcfc #sufc #twitterblades

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@Tush27J @BALDRIC8 Do you pay bills?

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@ramsfan0285 Textor is a big no no. He wants to gamble with everyone’s money to make his.

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@R11DAVA Going to start a pressing holistic wellness centre. Guest speakers include, Danny Mills, Jason Lee and smelly Alan Fartridge

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@theposh How many times has the galloping gobshite sacked him now?

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@DanRafael1 I was expecting it to be a terrible stoppage. It wasn’t. He was getting pounded and giving nothing back. Had you bet your house on it or something?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

#ReformActionDay

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@GoalShort @fergsim @Kingoflochs Someone has to pay the administrators. If that doesn’t happen, you go bust. They are an incredibly expensive way of running a football club. I really hope you don’t go bust, but someone has to underwrite them. It was the only half decent thing that Morris did for us.

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@desireefixler @BelvoirRam You don’t half talk some cobblers

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@max_redington @Keir_Starmer @Morrisons @sainsburys @weetabix Idiot. Breakfast clubs are a great thing. As a working parent, this is a massive help

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@SteveBloomerPod How did we win that?

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Fair play, he changed it and it was better. More work needed. Big shout to @Patrick_agyy who turned the game for us. #dcfc

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Park the bus and play on the break. We can’t play football. Really concerned that Eustace doesn’t have a clue what he wants us to do #dcfc

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Bit worried that Eustace is picking players because he can’t drop them, for the wrong reasons. 3 centre forwards into one doesn’t go, for me #dcfc

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@JustinPeach27 Bold statement. Disagree a lot.