BREAKING: The Minnesota Timberwolves are nearing a trade to send All-Star Karl-Anthony Towns to the New York Knicks, sources tell me and @JonKrawczynski.
Today in ‘72: “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)” hits #1
The name, said writer Elliot Lurie, was “derived from a .. girlfriend I had whose name was Randy .. I thought Randy was an unusual name for a girl .. and it’s about a barmaid, so I changed it to Brandy.”
For four cloudy minutes today, the skies will darken. Your eyes won’t be safe. Your pets won’t be normal. Multiple regions have declared a state of emergency. And yes, we’re all going to die (some day). Then, at 2:06 pm, it’s back to your pink froufrou lattes you silly soyboy you