𝒟𝒶𝓅𝒽

hey hey you you I don’t like your girlfriend

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Chase @chaselyons]

Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese

[☥ @cuntydoll]

happy international women's day to this queen

[𝒟𝒶𝓅𝒽 @the_daph]

@RyanGosling better get an invite to the wedding just saying...

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Girls talking in the bathroom after one of them threw a drink in her ex boyfriends face

[𝒟𝒶𝓅𝒽 @the_daph]

@jilliann14 It’s literally 24 degrees outside rn wtf

[Maruf @m3aruf]

at the end of the day it’s all about who you want to go to ikea with

[Nik @stfuIol]

When ur Touch ID isn’t working and u have to type in your password

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Donald Trump is an idiot.

[𝘬𝘢𝘺𝘢 @spazebootz]

me (not caffeinated) anxious
me (caffeinated): anxious but faster

[𝒟𝒶𝓅𝒽 @the_daph]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re going to be okay and get through this, you’re strong just remember that.

[🌻 @oyerooh]

may you be filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you

[Nik @stfuIol]

I just walked into my room holding a remote and a glass of milk and I meant to toss the remote onto my bed but instead I tossed the glass of milk onto my bed lol