Deacon Felix

It’s up to YOU

[Deacon Felix @the_dark_pen]

i'm just an actor, the modern expression of human creativity.

[Juliani.ke 🇰🇪 @JulianiKenya]

Sisi tunajua zina swim. Maybe Fish zinajiona zina float.

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

a nigga wake up everyday, believing his life can change.

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[Dusty Sahara @NoCountryHere]

Umoja ni nguvu.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

The police BAND:

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Two years after Gen Z protests rocked President Ruto’s government, thousands in Kenya are gearing up to take to the streets again.
https://t.co/VBMcHEstup

[Wanjiku Reports @WanjikuReports]

@WilliamsRuto You lied to Kenyans. We have a one-hour video of the promises you have failed to fulfill.

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

If I put Ruto in a coffin, DCI and NIS will find me within 24 hours even if I do away with my phone. But the same people cant find a man who kidnapped my niece! Its been 5 days Jameni!

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

This government has some of the most dumb people you will ever meet on this planet.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.

[รir 𝙻𝚎✗ ☝🏾 @lex_vel4]

Ruto ata tunyanyasa but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This sentence by Van Gogh hits hard:

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

First in my lineage to see such words put together

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A TV47 reporter forgot he was recording a piece to camera and accidentally shouted what was truly in his heart!