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DTCC isn't the premier post-trade market infrastructure for #finserv. Rules of engagement:

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Even we knew Ryan Cohen didn't sell his $BBBY holdings.

That would be absurd. Especially since he's holding those call options.

We're not going to fuel this fire.

If you sold, you're a fucking idiot.

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It's so easy to divert you numbskulls from the blatant crime we're getting away with 🤣

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It's great to see we're not the only one fucking over retail

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Things are way more fucked than you idiots realize

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oops

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Even we knew Ryan Cohen didn't sell his $BBBY holdings.

That would be absurd. Especially since he's holding those call options.

We're not going to fuel this fire.

If you sold, you're a fucking idiot.

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Whew! That was close. We almost lost that one. Time for bed, a bath, then beyond that, who knows.

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@MotherSqueezer

[HandsomeKingDaddy42069 @GriffinsMayo]

We need to talk Dave. 😡😡🔪😡😡

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Attention #BBBY investors, please stop buying. We're trying to figure out how to halt it.

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Fresh shares, ready to go!

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Attention hedge funds and market makers:
We're working with brokers this morning to identify some fresh new shares that you can use to short these meme stocks with. Delivery is optional.

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@TRlBORE Hey, we have feelings too.

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@MotherSqueezer We read it each morning and combat you all with a counter strategy aimed to wipe out the individual investor.

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We've worked diligently with the Federal Reserve in preparing the July edition of the manipulated CPI report. 8.5% is what we're going with this morning. Enjoy staying poor!

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@GriffinsMayo We're actively working to flip this list. Please be patient.

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Yo Vlad, what's up. You lactating bro?

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Give us one good reason not to halt trading on #GME tomorrow... and go!
#MOASSPreventionTeam

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We're live testing our Twitter interruption algorithms in preparation for a certain stock run. Standby.

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@knotty_llama @The_DTCC No comment

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Nuke incoming