The Delivery Guy

delivering since 2021

[kalfuyama @kalfuyama]

Skylanders

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Me when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill:

[Stein #CHARLIETOYSHNK @Steinberg_Rawr]

do you prefer taylor with or without an vengeful marionette that possesses her spirit with all her ancestors’ pain and suffering?

[sea @Hypertanapilled]

YALL THEYRE BUILDING AN AI DATA CENTER NEAR ME IM FINNA BE PLAYING THIS SHIT IRL SOON

[SpaceyMcSpacer @SpaceyMcSpacer]

“Are you ready for your N64-Inspired 3D platformer lesson today?”

Bubsy gulped.
Yooka nodded.
Paint Gal shuddered.
Kero blinked nervously.

“Yes, GEORGIE-YOLKIE.” they said in unison.

[Tiabegar @dgramr]

south park fans are this but unironically

[Amelie Shmamelie @GodWeenRecord]

"for the love of Caine"

[The Delivery Guy @the_deliveryguy]

@ChonkyToad IVE BEEN REALLY GOOD ive just came back after a loooong hiatus but im mainly reposting tweets ive found funny and laying back on original posts 😭 hope you're doing good aswell

[The Delivery Guy @the_deliveryguy]

spiderman look out behind you Dolby atmos is RIIIGHT THERREE!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New poster for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

In theaters on July 31.

[Kana Bonana ❎ @OniKanaVT]

Homophobia is def mental illness cause this is insane man.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[The Delivery Guy @the_deliveryguy]

@amyyyyy_18 are you dumb

[💥 @syvarenn]

"this guy deserved to die because he pinned his arms to a comically giant scooter"

[april🔻 @deltaruneing]

shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year