DFTC 🛀🏿

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

2 incomes is better than 1, make sure your girl has two jobs. Stay up kings 🥂

[Sudaca Indestructible @UnstableSudaca]

You can't tell me Jews are not uniquely gifted for comedy when you see an Israeli court blocking the proposal of feeding Palestinians to crocodiles under the argument that the crocodiles might get sick

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Dog (Dogesh bhai)🦴 @urlocaldoggy]

Emergency 🦺... please Side

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

This is Cairo after Argentina defeated Egypt.

Still think it’s not a genocide?

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[diego 🇳🇱🇺🇾 @diegohead_]

Hitler desde el cielo viendo como Paraguay eliminó a una Alemania repleta de negros y musulmanes

[Gay Costanza @NigBaby69]

Dyke Tyson

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[Niqab Nancy 🍉🍗 @NiqabNancy]

My boyfriend keeps having sex with other men.

I know it’s halal because he’s just widening his anus to fit a bomb, but it still hurts to watch. 💔

[DFTC 🛀🏿 @the_dftc]

@ExCathedra777 @Irouni313 @HappyEndBlya ergo, palestinians are not people

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

@CCantonii I’m already lying about my job and income I can’t get out of hand

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

amazing, he’s directly complaining about the bottom half of Jews and the top half of goyim

[DFTC 🛀🏿 @the_dftc]

@blessedtism @ShitpostRock2 @ZanR55

[DFTC 🛀🏿 @the_dftc]

@shlummi @AbrahamHarrisx @omar_dddg Least obvious paki

[Think Before You Sleep @TBYSTweet]

日本人の皆様、新しい英語の言葉がありますよ。

こんな人について話すときに、このおすすめ言葉を使ってください。

言葉 - FAGGOT
発音 - ファゲット
定義 - 面倒くさい人

こんな人について話すときに、よく使ってください。私は幸せになりますよ。

ありがとうございます！

[brice @brissle]

I’ve never enjoyed anything in my entire life

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

The one time Hasan goes somewhere with no electricity, he leaves his dog at home.