tha dice master

Mess with the dice, you get the ice. Not financial advice

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

The year is 2065. The Dice Master won the Best Dice award and is now an international sex symbol. You watch me equip my spray-on condom, but it's actually sunscreen. You get pregnant and give birth to 2 beautiful, healthy dice.

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

It's not gay if u just won the world cup

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Tfw no tall gf to put me in time out

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

I got RATS in my ASS

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Beginning auditions for my hit new show "weird ass bitches." Hmu for details

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

I prefer the pronoun "boner having person" thank you for your attention to this matter

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Hot dog

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

@TateTheTalisman Masturbation chamber

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

@smartertrader If ripple had options could lock in your sell price to get rid of the risk

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

And that's when I told her... Hands off the shlingus

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

@Try_Me_Spy @smartertrader Why do u regret it

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

There are hot goth milfs in your area!!

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Kiss my blue collar ass!!

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

*walks into a restroom with all the urinals currently occupied* Wow looks like all the pissboys got cocks in em

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

@smarter411 Happy birthday SAM The legend

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

You must forget before you can remember

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

stonk go up, sometimes stonk not go up. know this

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Turns out the world's biggest casino is on your phone. There's these things called stonks and sometimes they go up and sometimes they go not up

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Yea I'm a virgin. I'm saving it for prison

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Go ahead. Peer into the ass of truth... What do you see?

[tha dice master @the_dice_master]

Love hurts