I Paint Houses

I heard you're looking for a house painter!

[Africanus @AfroEconomicus]

Very interesting.

SGR chief engineer was given ksh138,000 worth of mobile airtime each month for 3 yrs & additional ksh1M during same period. That's ksh6M worth of airtime in 3yrs.
Assuming 360 working days/yr, he spent ksh5555/day.
At ksh4/min, that's 23hrs/day on phone!
😟😲😂

[RookieXBT 🧲 @RookieXBT]

Cigarette companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers

!!!!

[Africa Updates @africaupdates]

Benin’s President, "Patrice Talon", has made the first move demanding an end to the decade old "French colonial" arrangement. He has ordered that his country’s foreign currency reserves that are currently deposited in "French Central Bank" be immediately withdrawn.

[Hon. Syntei Nchoe @Nsyntei]

Unajitolea kwenda kwenu kuvuna mahindi unakutana na bad governance🙈

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

I hope Mars doesn't go to war with Earth; we certainly have been sending a lot of probes, which can be deemed a violation of territory.

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

In 1994, former President of Malawi, Bakili Muluzi promised to give all Malawians a pair of shoes if elected. After winning the election, he said there was no way he could know the shoe sizes of all of them and that it was impossible for him to fulfill his promise.

[Raini @sora1ni]

I can't believe we didn't see all these red flags!

[James Clear @JamesClear]

We need to redefine "hard work" to include "hard thinking."

The person who outsmarts you is out working you.
The person who finds shortcuts is out working you.
The person with a better strategy is out working you.

Usually, the hardest work is thinking of a better way to do it.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: BERNIE MADOFF DIES HOURS BEFORE TELLING THE WORLD HE’S SATOSHI NAKAMOTO, THE CREATOR OF BITCOIN.

[Speak Womanese 101: Cliffnotes 📒 @speakwomanese]

Women have a deep-need for closure. This is why cutting yourself off at the point of maximum suspense to create a cliff-hanger, is a GREAT WAY to get a woman more engaged in the conversation. This technique is known as creating open loops.

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

In the middle of forest in congo, is a runway, where airplanes from foreign countries arrive with weapons and leave with precious minerals.

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

In 2007, former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi declared himself "A Soldier for Africa".

This was during his visit to West Africa where he was campaigning for the establishment of the United States of Africa.

"How can an African country face a Europe that's united?", he said.

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

If the government bans #Bitcoin
I’m going into the Chicken business.
Maybe open a laundry.

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

Most of Muammar Gaddafi's attire were branded with the map of Africa.

Some of his attire were branded with images of historical African revolutionary leaders like Nelson Mandela, Julius Nyerere, Patrice Lumumba, Kwame Nkrumah, Kenneth Kaunda among others.

[Brian Feroldi @BrianFeroldi]

I have an MBA in finance

But I’ve learned 10x more about investing from listening to podcasts than I did in school

Here are 24 podcasts that I regularly listen to that will make you a better investor⬇️

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

The government and most economists tell the public that #inflation results from too much prosperity. But more people working to produce more goods causes prices to fall, not rise. The general price level rises because of too much money printing not too much employment or growth.

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

African

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

If you ever catch yourself watching the news ask yourself,

“What are they trying to make me fear today?”

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

IMF loans simplified. #yousignyoupay

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

"The hunter in pursuit of an elephant does not stop to throw stones at birds." ~ African Proverb