Big Stick Mystic

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

I’m of the opinion that if an otherwise mentally able person threatens you with their suicide , you should just take it as some sort of natural selection

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

I’ve realized I can be kidnapped with a quest

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

Teenagers can be annoying

[avet🦋 @nullius_umbra]

It's honestly insane that Toji could have leveled that abusive clan to the ground years ago but was more interested in killing little girls and 16 year old boys.

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@localleftjerk @iamantartide Cause she was into Hercules

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

lit an incense stick to cleanse my house of evil spirits and immediately started choking. Turns out the demon was me

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@SprinkleCake00Z Only the ones you find unattractive

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@kayivar The Superman doesn’t kill thing isn’t something I subscribe to, he kills if he’s desperate, he’s just rarely ever desperate

Note: he also only kills people that are actively trying to kill him. Which is why lex is still alive

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

Me: who’s 🐱 would I have to eat for us to hang out this weekend?

Her: Mine

Me: I prepared for every eventuality except success…..

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@TheLakeShow01 @VenturaWanderer @dthegreat_ent Well she nearly drowned herself trying to get him to save her, I think she shot him at some point….(this actually made him kinda mad). There was also the time she jumped out of a building.

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@VenturaWanderer @dthegreat_ent She had Superman so stressed in that movie, I don’t know how much more menacing you can be in a Superman film without being the villain (also I saw dexter)

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@VenturaWanderer @dthegreat_ent Someone hasn’t seen Superman 2

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@VenturaWanderer @dthegreat_ent He does….her name is Lois

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

They thought the smartest man on earth would figure that shit out

[Kaiden. @Kaiden_Ace1]

It's extra funny when you remember that batman has kryptonite on his toolbelt in a lead-lined box, so he knew knew

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@ReignOfPride Currently jamming up to the song they played at the end

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@ReignOfPride Just saw it

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

Battle of the mini skirts

[Matías Bergara @matiasbergara]

More Wonder.

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

My sister went live yesterday and no one joined so I used my secret account to keep her company and we ended up talking shit about me

My feelings are hurt

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

I do not like this girl and I suspect it is because she doesn’t like me🤔

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

@northstardoll Hold them down- Epic the musical

[Big Stick Mystic @the_doomdays]

If she tells you she’s crazy…..believe her