Easy G

writer. moonlighter. stay-at-home daughter. retired on the front-end.

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Petting horses is my soul food. #neighborhood

[Easy G @the_easyG]

@PamelaYolandaa What if you work as a yoga instructor or in the fitness world? Or what if you work at lululemon? Or if you work from home?

[Easy G @the_easyG]

"Boots with zippers are tacky." #gemsfromBex

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Why you should get an IUD before Trump becomes president https://t.co/B7AmT25chu

[Easy G @the_easyG]

The blood of America is on your hands @DWStweets & @TheDemocrats #outdamnspot

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Karl Ove Knausgaard on writing: "Speed is very important for me, and that's kind of the opposite of perfection" https://t.co/jiVt0Q5eD9

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Is that a fly on Hilz's uggo shell? #gross

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Who do you call about sexual RMIs? OSHA after dark? #askingforafriend

[Easy G @the_easyG]

If you have a sound associated with text messages, you are a psychopath. #judgingyou

[Easy G @the_easyG]

iOS 10 is turning me into a snoozer. #tooeasytohitsnooze

[Easy G @the_easyG]

I will judge you on the cleanliness of your shower grout. #HGTV #notsorry

[Easy G @the_easyG]

@whyy loving the "Maps and maps and maps and maps" beat on right now. 💪🙌💃

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Pushed a prolapsed vent back in place 2 times today, can I put Veterinarian on my résumé? #askingforafriend

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Growing out one's eyebrows is the equivalent as growing a beard, right? #askingforafriend #aunatural #browgame

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Why do people think I'm good at sharing? #idontwantto3way

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Day 1: everyone thinks I'm a freshman. #postgradundergradSpanish

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Definitely going to channel Tay Tay if I get called for jury duty. #dontpickmynumber

[Easy G @the_easyG]

Unplanned shower @ gym: used shampoo as soap, turned underwear and bra inside out, used a free sample axe deodorant. #adulting #canthang

[Easy G @the_easyG]

You know you're from Pennsyltuckey when you wear jorts to the VIP section of a bar on a Saturday night and think nothing of it. #jortslife

[Easy G @the_easyG]

@callyrgf Reading this: https://t.co/nyPZ2BiiLC, a serialized novel on tumblr. #cygbooks #readtheAbout #fromthebeginning