I picked the kids from school. Car turned into a moving market: noise, laughter, ludicrous debates….
Somewhere in the chaos, the kids drafted a constitution; Ground rule: ‘Everyone must speak only English’…
Penalty: Immediate eviction from the car.
I assumed, as the breadwinner, the law was for the kids and their mother.
Then a boda guy performed a dangerous stunt & I instinctively shouted, "Laba ebwa eno!" ….Silence….
My wife: "Daddy! You’re warned! English only or you leave the car. It’s the last time anyone in this car speaks vernacular or they get home on foot"
Warned? Me? Head of the family? In my vehicle? 😏… I kept quiet in furry….
Then we passed a street speaker blasting, "You know me, sitya danger." Instantly, the same English inspectors forgot themselves & sang along.
I asked, "So sitya danger is in which language?" They stammered.
As I speak, both the kids and their mother are in Mukono trekking back home… I have 19 missed calls from my wife so far😂
The Police are probing other fraud cases involving Justine Nameere, a former television personality and her husband Raymond Kagimba Mugimba. Get the details in the New Vision. #EPAPER: https://t.co/LiNtPMAAab
Now that you’re all looking at my timeline for updates, let me use this chance to ask you kindly to retweet this shoe until it reaches the person in whose foot it fits!
FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!
QUICK REMINDER: Museveni joined hundreds of Ugandans marching against corruption but when Betty Kamya former IGG proposed life style audit to deter public servants to steal money through corruption. He warned her to go slow on the corrupt since they invest the stolen money here.
This circus is not about fighting corruption. Don't be fooled 📌
QUICK REMINDER: Museveni joined hundreds of Ugandans marching against corruption but when Betty Kamya former IGG proposed life style audit to deter public servants to steal money through corruption. He warned her to go slow on the corrupt since they invest the stolen money here.
This circus is not about fighting corruption. Don't be fooled 📌
BREAKING: Joint armed forces are right now deploying at Moses Magogo’s home in Buyende! Eng. Magogo Moses Hassim, husband to AAA is the @OfficialFUFA President since 2013 and also MP Budiope East in Buyende district!
Ugandan Football may soon walk without clutches!
RE: SPEAKERSHIP RACE
I wish to draw the attention of the public to the matters regarding the Speakership race.
After wide consultations and deep introspection, and to maintain harmony and clarity in my beloved party, the @NRMOnline, I wish to categorically and unequivocally state that I will not be offering myself for the Speakership race of the 12th Parliament.
I am greatly indebted to H.E @KagutaMuseveni, my party, the @NRMOnline, and members of the 11th Parliament for giving me the opportunity to serve as Deputy Speaker and Speaker.
I am equally indebted to my family and friends for the solidarity and support they have extended to me over the last five years.
I pledge my total support to the candidates who will be endorsed by the President and the Party, and Implore all colleague MPs of the 12th Parliament to do the same.
I shall remain available to the service of my country as the party and the President may assign me.
In the meantime, I pledge to continue cooperating with all ongoing investigations as initiated by the relevant organs of the state to get to the root of all the allegations raised.
FOR GOD AND MY COUNTRY.
ANITA ANNET AMONG
But the day Katushabe Winstone (Mwine Bashaasha) gets arrested for causing loss of unbelievable amounts of tax payer’s money.
I will make a huge party in celebration!
Whoever retweets this is invited to this party because it’s soon!