Jesser Day

I never use this thing. but hey. it's here.
The occasional musing from the quintessential fag hag.

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Of course the guy with face tats (everywhere) sits and chats me up.

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This DJ just went from "Under Pressure" to "Ice Ice Baby". I'm both angry and amused. #adventuresinhetero

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Forgot to mention. Another guy last night drunkenly tried to kiss me after about 3 minutes of curt convo. #adventuresinhetero

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Meth guy is well over 50 and currently partaking in the diet mosh pit at the bar. #adventuresinhetero

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I just burped and thought it smelled especially funk. Nope. The guy that sat on my other side. #blessed #adventuresinhetero

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The same guy also told me that he is (not sarcastically) down with drunk driving. Thank Jeebus he rode his bike here #adventuresinhetero

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"When I stopped being a meth dealer, I moved to Idaho....." LEGIT what this guy at the bar said to me. #adventuresinhetero #help

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@poisonivyism YUUUUUPPPPP.

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@poisonivyism Eh. There's moments, but not as often as everyone told me I would. TBH, Malory makes me think of The Captain .... on steroids

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@poisonivyism Yes. Sexy Icelandic Chanting is always necessary.

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I've fallen down the hole that is marathoning Archer. Mid-season 4. Sploosh.

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Code 4 (very) Drunk keeps trying to catch my eye. He has an underbite and beer goggles. Pass. #notyourlastcallho

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@poisonivyism nah, it's not even that level of crude. They just think they're slick by offering a compliment, but clarifying status

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@poisonivyism they think they're being slick and "double complimentary because you have a bf obvi but do you?"

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It is awesome, however, that the owner of this bar is a petite lil lady who is crossfaded af. I love her. I wanna be her when I grow up

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*burp* #uselesstwitterisuseless

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I'm intrigued by the compliment-then-backpedal-coz-you-obviously-have-a-bf tactic. It's happened more regularly lately.

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The "witching hour" has begun. At least he was polite.

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I do, however, require someone to hold my seat while I use the restroom so I don't lose my seat. #lonerprobz

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So far, so quiet. It's packed, but cute. And the music is so good. I mean ... boring to report back nothing. Still early? Lol.