El Marko

I don't get out enough

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Thanks Prof for spending 2,965 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Bar Breaker. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qTNYR6JWXd

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Someone help me understand why the inside of my dishwasher isn’t the most spotless part of my whole apartment?? Why do I ever have to clean it or even wipe it down??

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@Amouranth Dat Ass Omnomnom

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It’s already Monday and I’m already drunk

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I don’t think I’ve ever dreaded anything more

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Work is way less tiring now that I have a desk and AC even though I spend most of my time outside #newjobwhodis

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@whatthefucktina Bruh, you never tell us the whole story, what’s going on?!?

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Got transferred at work! Getting a higher position(unofficially), a raise(super official), and avoiding getting laid off for another good chuck of time.. Life is good 🍾

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Sometimes I forget what state I’m in and just walk out of my place with a bag of weed in hand 🤭 #allegedly

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@kimberlycongdon Ah ok... I’m sliding in those dms after tho

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@jbeetz88 🤣☺️ u know I got your back, bro!!

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March, please be nice to @jbeetz88

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@kimberlycongdon

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#yearofthedoge #papatusk

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Thank you Tenacious D for spending 1,625 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/ZrLFsJpleg

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I hate when I hand someone one of my PERSONAL tools while they’re having trouble getting a part off, and they tell me it’s not gonna work. But I do love proving them wrong and showing them how it’s done..

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@davemonster23 Wow I just saw this!!! 🤣🤣😂 this made my day

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Just made a huge sappy post on Facebook.. But I’m homesick and In my feels so 🤷🏽‍♂️ Anyway I love you all..

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Epic