@NotEdwardCullen

“you could be a dean form supernatural”- Qtip

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

@chrisrunsthisb That looks like the man who taught my classmates and I about drugs in elementary school then left

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Idk what movies came out in 2003 but kangaroo jack is top 5 no doubt

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

@CJNah LMAO

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

And here I thought the pump n munch parking lot was THE lawless land

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

God damn I can’t wait to hang out w y’all a little extra today

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

@CJNah I see someone watched the new latj tonight 😌

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

@CJNah Dude wtf you said i should go for it

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

I should be there at 10 but probably 11 maybe 12 could even be 13

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Just proposed to my girl over snapchat

She said no 😔

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

I been watching too much netflix I hope the next car i buy is a transformer that should keep me busy

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Also not liking the trend of peaky blinders only having 6 episodes a season

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

And now it’s snowing again Jesus fuck

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Looks like I’m gonna die a virgin after all 😔

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

At least if I have to tell my friends I might’ve given them the beer virus it won’t be as bad as when I had to tell my ex I might’ve given her herpes

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When you gotta cough but you don’t wanna seem suspicious so you shit yourself loudly to mask it >>>>>>

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Mother Nature is finally getting back at us

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Welp were gonna lose Tom Hanks 😕

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Dallas has to be the sexiest name ever

[@NotEdwardCullen @the_enneKing]

Do yourself a big favor and look into Jack Harlow, thanks @CJNah