Just embarrassed myself at the jiffy lube cuz it’s 8am and I couldn’t find the lever to pop the hood open cuz it’s on the side door inside of by the brake pedal. Dude saw me struggling for a full minute trying to find it 😭😭
Been insatiably horny lately and I am absolutely making it my bfs problem, he about to look like an empty capri sun by the time I’m done with him 😮💨😮💨
I’ll never forget when I was on both crutches when I tore my ACL and on the elevator at work when the doors open and the building manager walked on before I got off and I wanted to cuss him out right then and there cuz that’s just so fucking rude
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, against the window, against the door