Jason D. Rivas

Hot takes and even hotter spelling mistakes. catch me on the @2DOver3DPodcast

[Jason D. Rivas @the_fanciful]

How I wish meet How meet prep
meet prep was vs. prep is actually going going

[Rin Nova 💫 @Rinartts]

This art was so crazy cause the AI bros thought it was AI lol

[Megan Crave @megantheecrave]

Megan Thee Stallion in Fiji 🤌🏾

[Jason D. Rivas @the_fanciful]

@raheemportis LMFAO

[🇾🇪اوتس @0uttis]

Let’s get real greedy

[Jason D. Rivas @the_fanciful]

@raheemportis But also you called it exactly once this is finalized

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

I have just been informed that

Jesus Is The One (I Got Depression)

is an RIAA GOLD certified single

@zackfox

[prigozhin da bahia @alucard_again]

messi com a esposa / messi com o homem aranha

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

Holy shit that Anderson deal fucked everyone

[Y @tinscognito__]

American watching soccer for first time: “have they thought about replacing this with that?”

American watching daily shooting on FOX Daily Shooting brought to you by State Farm Insurance: “well, you see, 250 years ago,

[Zayd (زيد) 🇵🇸🔻🇸🇩 @Zayd_Zxd_]

Ibrahim traore fell off so hard like wdym you’re a pan African socialist leader who kicked out French colonizers but sat down with Jewish colonizers and are helping the UAE facilitate its genocide of Sudan.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[Jake. @YedIin]

something very american about seeing the beautiful game and thinking damn this needs another mechanism for gambling

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Oh you sweet summer child.

[Jason D. Rivas @the_fanciful]

I’m going to off myself

[Nerazzurri Society @nerazzurriSoci_]

🚨🇵🇸 Khalaili is Inter's first choice. His price tag could be as high as €30M, and Inter are ready to go all the way.

Napoli are also in the race.

— @DiMarzio

[RIAMUS @Riamus01]

Actual art

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.

CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.

[Ozoemena @Scamzel]

He’s one of the greatest at profiling players

Moved Kaka to second striker
Moved Seedorf to a 10
Moved Pirlo from a 10 to a 6
Moved bellingham to false 9
Swapped Casemiro and Toni Kroos positions at Madrid

He’s a legend

[CAYIMBY’s communal bag of 85% baby laxative @lst156]

If a single apartment needs $10,000 in work, a landlord has been neglecting that property for a very, very long time