The_funmi

somewhere between sharing my most serious and most unserious thoughts here

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

Midnight snack 🤤

[L. @lola_oyetoro]

Jonasi Gomora was operating on a level of madness that deserves academic study. 😭😂

This man was sleeping with his brother’s girlfriend/side chick, got his wife to sign divorce papers, reconciled with her immediately after, dumped the side chick after reconciling with his wife and children, went back to the side chick, got her pregnant with twins, then moved on to his daughter’s friend — a girl who was practically a daughter in the household.

As if that wasn’t enough, he was also sleeping with his brother’s wife… who later turned out to not actually be his brother’s wife but his childhood lover and original second wife, with whom he had a grown daughter. The child everyone thought belonged to his brother was actually his. 😭

What’s truly insane is that Joyce (his wife) and us, the viewers, were discovering these secrets together. Every episode felt like a group therapy session where we all found out our husband was mad at the exact same time. 😂😭

His approach to life was simple:

You’re pregnant? Children are a blessing.

You want to get married? No problem.

You lost a baby? You’ll heal and have another.

Got an STI? “I’m not dying today.” 😂

Need a house? Done.

Flowers? Absolutely.

You won’t give him what he wants when he’s in the mood? He has hands. 😭😂

You point a gun at him? Obviously you’re trying to kill yourself because his delusional mind cannot comprehend that anyone would want to kill him. You love him too much. 😭

It takes a truly dangerous level of grandiosity to look at a woman actively plotting your downfall and conclude:

“Poor thing. She’s struggling with the thought of losing me.”

😭😭😭

The moment you become an obstacle, he’s already onto the next woman.

You know a man is Evil Pro Max when all the women involved eventually stop competing with one another and start comforting each other.

At some point, the wives, exes, side chicks and baby mamas all realized they were victims of the same community project. 😭

And the replacement cycle was legendary:

Essie (his childhood lover and original second wife) was replaced with someone younger.

Joyce (his wife) was cheated on with someone younger.

Matipa (the side chick with the twins) thought she had won and secured her place as second wife, only to discover she was actually third wife… and then got replaced by someone even younger — his daughter’s friend. 😭😭😭

Every woman thought she was different.

Every woman thought she was the exception.

Every woman eventually discovered she was part of a rotation.

The man wasn’t building relationships.

He was running a relay race. 😂😭

The only people this weyrey didn’t sleep with were the maid, the mother-in-law, and us the viewers. 😭

Very, very mad man.

But beyond the madness, the writers did something remarkable with this series. What could have been a simple story about infidelity became a fascinating study of narcissism, manipulation, ego, power, and the emotional damage one charismatic man can leave in his wake.

The most impressive thing wasn’t even Jonasi’s endless scandals. It was how every woman was written with enough depth that you understood why she stayed, why she left, why she forgave, or why she fought.

You spend the entire series angry at Jonasi, shocked by Jonasi, laughing at Jonasi, and somehow still waiting to see what fresh nonsense Jonasi will do next.

The man is exhausting.

The writing is addictive.

And the chaos is elite.

Now I hear the series is based on a novel.

I must find it and read it because clearly the author woke up one day and decided peace was overrated. 😭😂

#ThePolygamist

[wraitelabs @wraitelabs]

@SMD_Jnr @kuukua_forson Nobody gaslights and rewrites narratives like Imisi's fans. They will see white and call it black and make you feel like you're not seeing clearly.

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

Forever and ever THAT girl! 🥲🥹😍 🔥 again! A 10/10 I stanned correctly. Proud in and out of the house. You gave me a show like no other and I couldn’t love you less. My materialistic fave with the materialssss! Anything subpar will be triggered by this. I completely get it!

[DEDE ASHIOGWU🌻 @dede_ashiogwu]

Muah, no bars 💋

[Vhq: A Nightmare on Elon Street🏴‍☠️ @unusuaIHQ]

If looking this good is materialistic, then we should all aspire to be it.

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@Bbnmotion @bigHotbaby1 Are you minding these psychos

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

For you to watch this and still find a way to defend this behavior. Even the devil should be scared of you. I was so irritated this night. Even more irritated at the people defending this. Animals.

[LadyFcity @LadyFcity]

@bigHotbaby1

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

Apparently in 2026 some dumb razzoids don’t understand this. People who enable this behavior will never not look like abusers to me 🤮

[Johnen💀 @Bestinwurld]

@bigHotbaby1 No means No whether you are a man or woman, or rich or poor

[Big_Tems💜 @trinityslawyer_]

@bigHotbaby1 Faith won like mad!!!!!

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@JoyAjaero122533 @bigHotbaby1 Like fave like fan na.. when they don’t have anything intelligent to say they resort to insults

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@bigHotbaby1 Let a man do this thing will you say the same thing??? If you say yes then you’re an abuser!

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@bigHotbaby1 Faith is smart faith is not smart. Pick a struggle mtchew

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@bigHotbaby1 Imisi fans are exactly like that. You can hear it in the way they speak. Razzoids. Like fave like fans

[Iconic Lawyer 👩‍💼⚖️ @IconicLawyer]

@bigHotbaby1 Faith won hands down. The moment someone starts saying I can’t remember, they ashamed of what they did.
Faith - 1000
Imisi - 0

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@FinegirlMaame @omobathong Mind you same night they did the gang up to bring Dede down and she was squealing with excitement. A vile witch

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

No but for real
If it was a man that did all these things faith complained about
The internet will be on fire
They’ll call for his head
#bbnaija #bbnaijas10reunion

[🤍. @iam_nanaadjoa]

Omgg Thelma 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣
#Bbnaija

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

@celebrityamy @oglawspartan Fakkkk 😂😂😂

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

You people might not like Doris but she is one of the few people that came to the reunion to be accountable and apologise again. That is growth

[GetUpdated @DoIKnowYourFaDa]

Dede ate this part 😂😂🔥

Dede - her media rounds about me wearing glasses , I wear glasses everytime , I’m cool and I know it ..if you have an issue with glasses , buy one 🤏🏾

#bbnaijaReunion

[The_funmi @the_funmeeey]

God will bless Thelma for me Walahi! It’s the double standards for me. Bashing Dede for what sultana was doing. It was simply a case of jealousy. Many of these housemates were intimidated by her beauty carriage and the attention she was getting. Jealous evil bunch #bbnaijareunion