Jeremy Roberts

Livin' young wild and free...🙏🙏

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Phone: 1%

Gas: E

Bank account: $0.12

Mental stability: low

Feet pics: for sale

[Dodgers won the World Series again @atf13atf]

"It tastes like shit" - FDA https://t.co/Y7OCeUZlkv

[Joshh . @Highly_SleptOn]

Someone tweeted “Imagine a country where a shoe ad is more controversial than a school shooting”

Yikes.

[Logan from Logans Roadhouse @LogansRoadHouze]

Hey.... You're welcome

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LISTEN I WOULD LOVE TO GRAB A DRINK TONIGHT BUT I WILL BE BUSY OPENING AND CLOSING THE SAME THREE APPS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP

[Crislyn Rawson @crislyn_graham]

My grandfather told me that when my grandma gets mad at him he tightens the pickle jar lid so she’ll have to talk to him ... I want that

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

In #PineappleExpress, me and my co-writer Evan had to roll all the cross joints needed to film (about 100) ourselves because nobody else on the crew could roll them properly.

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying “ready to rock and roll??”

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started

[Gage From Twìtter @ggunzzzz]

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like woooaah I am not the same person I was last night

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

When you’re already super high and someone passes you the bong

[••Teej•• @TJKilbride]

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”... no Janet, it’s 10 am.

[🏁 Jody @NewOrleansTevin]

Lingerie not even lit no more, y’all out here wearing it to the club w some jeans & air max😂