Elijah

ARF! ARF!

[Elijah @nochillnothrill]

So ur telling me a crab rang this goon

[ysl obama 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇺🇸🇳🇴 @LSYeirbag]

celebrating kirk’s death the day it happened is the politics version of liking wlr on december 25 2020

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

What's up guys? I'm 32 years old. I wear a beanie all year long, and I have a septum piercing, and a little mustache. My favorite show is the Sopranos, and I love music like Turnstile and Knocked Loose!

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

computa help me

[Final Fantasy Tactics @TacticsFinal]

REAL QUOTE!!!!!!!

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[claire @claireyael]

The Dare wanna be LCD Sound System. LCD Sound System wanna be David Byrne. David Byrne wanna be Kermit the Frog.

[Joe Mockingbird LLG LP 1 OUT NOW @xxxtactician1]

IF YOU ARE A YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE MIND LISTEN TO THE FIRST TWO TRACKS!!! NOW!!!!!

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

[Daniel Bromfield @bromf3]

This is what MJ Lenderman songs are about

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

[KJGD SAINT🎟️ @dondadaew]

I can’t believe a sitting president of the United States just threatened genocide and the official democrat account prolly gon tweet out a tik tok edit

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Odd.. in order to “make a cis kid trans”, all you apparently need to do is have a trans character in a TV show

But to “make a trans kid cis”, you need camps where they are being electrocuted and bullied for having “trans thoughts” until they shut down and disassociate

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I mean there it is.

[Elijah @nochillnothrill]

@snowflakegurl69 Poorly structured. Consider:
“I’m sorry that when you told me an intimate story I said ‘white people be like’”

[Elijah @nochillnothrill]

I’m in the pussy astral projecting I’m playing balatro while I’m in the box