Grumpy Boy

Part of the Alien Boy recon team 👽 Black and white street photographer 📷

[Grumpy Boy @the_grumpy_boy]

"I said a dramatic shot OF the rain!! Not a dramatic shot IN the rain!! You idiots aren't even in focus!!!! *sigh* 🤦‍♂️"

[The Alien Boy 👽 thealienboy.eth @thealienboy]

i want to be perfectly clear about this: we could've launched a token just for the hype. where we're based, they have bigger problems to handle. however, we know where most of you are coming from, and you know that we aim for long-term project sustainability. we realize the rules aren't clear yet, and because we're committed to doing this right, we're waiting until the regulatory situation is clear enough.

last year, we introduced a rewards system where you earn $fock points simply by holding nfts from our collections, with some engaging gamified features. just so you’re aware, these $fock could potentially be converted into tokens later as a thank you to everyone who has supported our collection. so don't fock with $fock.

i'm really focused on making you proud to be early supporters of The Alien Boy, and that’s what’s keeping me awake at night.

yours, gb.

[Grumpy Boy @the_grumpy_boy]

@PBQuality almost there, Howie! been quietly working hard!

[howieboy.eth @PBQuality]

👽🛸🌌

[Grumpy Boy @the_grumpy_boy]

@honkaistarrail her trailer got me. I did the one thing that I said I would never do in a gacha game - swipe 😩 I hate what I did. but I love her more 😫

[𐌂𐌀Ꝋ𐌔 @_CAOS_BOY_]

⨍ᨵׁׅᝯׁƙׁׅ֑

[boredmamba.eth 🍌 @k8be24ever_rcf]

With all the news today about aliens and UFOs and the hearing.. how the fock did @thealienboy not sky rocket to at least a 1 Eth floor??? Disappointed in this space 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[The Alien Boy 👽 thealienboy.eth @thealienboy]

We made contact

[𐌂𐌀Ꝋ𐌔 @_CAOS_BOY_]

𝕱𝖔𝖈𝖐

[𐌂𐌀Ꝋ𐌔 @_CAOS_BOY_]

𝕱𝖔𝖈𝖐

[𐌂𐌀Ꝋ𐌔 @_CAOS_BOY_]

ℰ₤ℇ൬€ℵ₮ⓐℓ﹩ ℱ☻₡ⓚ

[Grumpy Boy @the_grumpy_boy]

@fockgeorgieboy @Pauly0x deep v-necks. yep.

[howieboy.eth @PBQuality]

Quarterly reminder...

We
Are
Never
Focking
Leaving
👽

[The Alien Boy 👽 thealienboy.eth @thealienboy]

a thread on why we’re bullish on our project and why we think you should be bullish too 👇

✅ we are not about maximizing profits. we have proven this time and again. in fact, we’re degens who invested our kids’ college funds in $pepe 🐸, bought the ugliest pfp project ever @FrankieNFT 🧟‍♂️ and we’re still here buying physical rugs with a shape of a sprite can, which has no sense.

✅ we don’t have a vc breaking our three alien balls. this allows us to experiment freely, fail fast, and get more creative. in fact, we failed at life before failing forwards into crypto. 🫶

✅ our identity is still evolving. we’re not who we will ultimately be. we’re still discovering ourselves and finding how to meme us hard. don’t believe shitfluencers. nobody has the smallest idea wtf we’re doing in this space. 🖕

✅ we’re community-focused. we simply love spending time with you, fam. whether there are 5 of you or 500 in our discord, that’s fine.

✅ we enjoy playing together, buying the same projects, buying the dips, 📉getting rugged by side, and calling out grifters together. fud only makes us stronger. 💪

✅ we’re not about being “politically correct.” if you want positive vibes, follow @garyvee we decided to stay degen and give our honest opinion. 🗣️

✅ we’re just built different. we have a clear vision that’s unlike most projects and we don’t promise what we’re not going to deliver. no place in TAB for fake hype. 🫧🪡

✅ we’ve never wasted $100M on a failed contract 🙊 this gives us an edge over yuga labs. we also liked them more when OG founders had a debt with their moms. we still owe a ton of money to ours. 😬

✅ we don’t see nfts as investments. when we want to invest, we do so in the stock market specially $GME. nfts should be about fun and connections.

✅ we’re stoked as fock with 5 people chatting in our discord and just as happy with 1,000 degens. but we work our asses to grow that number.

✅ each time we think we missed an opportunity, a new one raises. that’s why we love this space plus we have anything better to do with our time. we’re not going to work in boring stuff again ever.

we have a lot more things to say but we’re doing shitcoins right now so don’t have time to copy paste chatgpt.

[The Alien Boy 👽 thealienboy.eth @thealienboy]

this is literally a rug

[Grumpy Boy @the_grumpy_boy]

@pokeposer barely, my good sir 🥱

[Grumpy Boy @the_grumpy_boy]

@thealienboy alien boy mukbang, anyone?