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#intheappstore

[mowning gus @The_guy9292]

Landis here @MrBoredom_

[noxe @noxeuuuu]

eeEWW I POOPED AND tTHE SPLASH TOUCHED ME

[avery 🌱✨ @pastelheat]

coworker just said “i’m gonna blow my brains out” in reaction to a minor inconvenience in the department wide teams chat

[alecks @aschestnutsfall]

On school wifi so I can’t say anything weird anymore

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

A sausage and cheese biscuit

[mowning gus @The_guy9292]

im chris rocking it so hard

[deeno ⚧︎ @chudsludge]

helping gramma change a lightbulb #male

[• @leenaqureshii]

“lets agree to disagree” i’ll beat the shit outta you

[Seo ᛪ༙ @katraii02]

smelling weed in public has me acting like a cartoon character floating towards a pie on the windowsill

[mowning gus @The_guy9292]

Select cash or eat payment type

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

thinking of opening a homework eating service

[stella! @StellasSketches]

how long after eating a toblerone is your boner supposed to stay up for

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

the moment that shook the tetris porn community

[YES IM THE GOAT @lowk_thegoat]

Little Caesars saved my life

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

Looking at porn on Google Images

[mowning gus @The_guy9292]

@vivyan_real Ill try

[mowning gus @The_guy9292]

Jaxon has a singular penny in his pocket

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

would face id still work if i dyed myself blue

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@MopPenguin This gotta be an original sentence