H A M M E R

You are now entering Hammer’s World

[SAMMY ADAMS @SammyAdams]

All I want for Christmas is for our country to be less soft

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

The best part of Ben playing poker with his friends, is that he always gives me all his winnings. Came home after Thanksgiving poker and told me to use it for my hair appointment on Saturday. This man is the angel of all angels

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

I’m not retweeting the video but ZAC STACY NEED TO BE THROWN UNDER THE JAIL. Any man that puts his hands on a woman is a coward. Can’t believe what I just saw.

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I’m about to hop on the field and sac @derekcarrqb myself - come on @Broncos Hes FUCKIN WIFE OPEN ALL GAME

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

We all have a couple of those dudes in the inbox - I’ve always just been mind blown by that. Months? No… years

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I literally couldn’t imagine being one of the people who voted for Biden

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

@Jaclynhill GIRL this happened to me! The moment she started petting my boyfriends arm - I told her she was done and she could send another staff member over 🥰 I don’t play those fuckin games, paws off my man

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

Ringback tones were ahead of its time

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I love people who put their IG handles on their car. Listen, Kristen… no one wants to hear your 2002 civic that sounds like my 1993 Barbie power wheels corvette, when you press the gas. We get it, you sank $18,000 into your trap mobile

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I need there to be clearer communication in the lobby…. Just cause we are both waiting at the doctors office DOES NOT mean talk to me. I’m not interested, you and your sickness can remain quiet

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

@RawbCharles @Triiishhhyy Beauties 💕

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I love seeing grown adults buying keystone racks for their evening leisure beverage. Havent cracked one of those since WIU 2013

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I just don’t get the Dave Matthews cult obsession. Unimpressed

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

@TheoVon is quite literally the funniest motherfucker on Earth.

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

Ok wait Fatal Frame is coming back ?!? Best fucking games ever

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

Rewatching The Sopranos for the 8 billionth time. It just never gets old. Also, let’s just say if I could wack AJ like they did Adriana .... I would

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

Just whomping the new Suicide Boys album blaring Bleach from the rooftops. Is it time for Red Rocks yet ???

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

@PodfathersShow The slower you move the better the odds the baby has. Jesus Christ, I’ve never seen two people react less to a situation

[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

CAN NOT WAIT

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

LONG TERM EFFECTS OF SUFFERING
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[H A M M E R @The_Hammer___]

I have so much beef with the HBO Max app it’s unreal. What sort of sawed off human created this? It works only half of half of the time