Heather Love

Music, travel and whiskey…in any order.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

I’m not one to run away from problems…I get winded too easily.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

How I long for the days when my only worry was whether I had enough allowance money to buy more @bathanbody juniper breeze spray during a trip to the mall on the weekend.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Do I cry at weddings? Absolutely. Is it cute? Absolutely not.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

When you hear a car’s horn sound change as it passes by, that’s called the Doppler Effect.

Similarly, with each pass of the bartender giving me another drink, my sound changes and I like to call that the Sloppler Effect.

Science!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

He’s immunized against the Super Bowl. #FallonTonight

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

I didn’t think I was tall enough to ride this emotional rollercoaster of playoff games.

#nfl #Playoffs

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

On my taxes, next to “filing status”, I’m going to mark “single” and add “I’m trying!” next to it.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

I got flexed on with a substantial 401K…cool.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

@rejectedjokes

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Oh hey, this little ol’ tattoo? Yeah, I love it. 💋

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Security training modules at work:

“Heyyyyy…so, I know these are supposed to be quarterly buuuuut you need to do another one because Gary fell for a phishing scam and you’re now a dummy by association. Thanks, byyyye!”

[Jane Lynch @janemarielynch]

Reunited.

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

YEW! If you haven’t watched season 10 of @LetterkennyProb yet…what’s wrong with you?! Pitter patter!

#sogood #yew #letterkenny #nowseason11please

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Excuse me while I go schedule my booster and take care of these roots. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Happy Birthmas to all of the other Christmas babies! You all look amazing! 🥃💋🎉 #christmasbaby #birthday https://t.co/adrvzJGTEy

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

The difference between a positive Covid test and the guys I dated this year?…

Nothing. They all disappointed me.

#covidjokes #datingjokes

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

The only thing I’m unwrapping this Christmas are lozenges.

#covidchristmas #merrrycoughmas

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

My pathology report is giving me more mixed messages than the combined last three guys I dated. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#medicaljoke #pathology #cancer #soitisorisnt #seriouslythough

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Dudes on dating apps: “Looking for someone to conquer 14ers with. 😉”

Me: “Looking for someone to go with me to Target and help me not buy everything. 😉”

#differentlanes #whyiseveryonesooutdoorsy #datingapps #loweredexpectations

[Heather Love @the_heatherlove]

Are drunk people really expected to figure this out so they can wash their hands?!

#tricksink #puzzle #noway #drinksink #bar #brewery