Elspeth

I despise simplicity.It is the negation of all that is beautiful.

I am the world champion of tidly winks

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

Wahoooooo Cornwall time

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

No dress.... Thanks for ruining my weekend @hm_custserv appalling service!!!!!

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

Will not be ordering from @hmunitedkingdom ever again! Poor customer service and can't even provide any assistance for a back up item

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hm_custserv followed you

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hm_custserv I've had to send about 5 messages because Twitter won't allow many characters

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hm_custserv still no parcel... It's beyond a joke now! I won't have an outfit for a family occasion now... Poor service!

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hm_custserv I appreciate that.. I called and was told that the item had been dispatched and I will just have to check my post #badservice

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hm_custserv I have been in touch.... Still didn't get an answer?!

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

I hate going to the hairdressers! I have no idea what to have done and my hairs such a mess 😭😭🙈😭

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hmunitedkingdom it's meant to be here by now and it hasn't arrived. It's for a family christening this weekend and I'm going away for it

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@hmunitedkingdom hello... I ordered a dress last week and it's still not here? Please help 😢

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@BarnumTour was amazing in Milton Keynes tonight!!! I want to see it all over again

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@sweatstudiosuk thank you for another fantastic session today! I'm so relaxed its unreal 😊

[Sweat Studios @sweatstudiosuk]

@the_heppest good work #letsgetsweaty #lovehotyoga

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@thenutribullet is finally mine.... Cannot wait to make lots of green treats!

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@sweatstudiosuk thank you, I've signed up for two more sessions already.. Think I'm going to be a yoga addict

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

@sweatstudiosuk I absolutely loved yesterday's session! Going to be singing up to a lot more, thank you for being so patient and wonderful

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

Today I've entered @ToughMudder , ordered some slender mix from @ProteinWorld and signed up for @sweatstudiosuk hot yoga #motivated

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

May 4th be with you #StarWarsDay #StarWars #May4th

[Elspeth @the_heppest]

Pass me the wine!!!!!