God of mischief😒🚫

Live and let die

[Kutalang'i @ClowersShemaiah]

😆😆😆😆

[𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘 @crave_indie]

Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.

[𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞 @RealRexxie]

1. Our skeletons are wet.

2. Your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it.

3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don't take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.

4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. Injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. Then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby's gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.

6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don't believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.

7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can't feel pain. That's why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.

8. That ringing in silence isn't silence. When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing? That's your brain listening to its own nervous system. You are hearing yourself functioning.

9. You will never experience your own death. You only experience approaching it... Then nothing. Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories. You don't. You never know you've become a memory. From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[. @RebrandMerchant]

We have an immigration crisis and niggas are worried about F1. Fuck you and your toy cars man

[CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne @ms_tourist]

Happening right under our noses

[KYNG @321kyng]

nothing is ever beating this

[acce @accekid]

Your wicked auntie watching you blame the government for your unemployment.

[Thokozane Maloka @iamtmaloka]

Proximity is not access.

[God of mischief😒🚫 @the_ishmael]

@SizweDhlomo Recipe for disaster

[Xiluva Meleni @meleni_xiluva]

If you get a job at Eskom or Sasol without connections, you’re lucky. 😭😂

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

Fuck everybody who was given an opportunity to make the lives of South Africans better but didn't!!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👨🏼‍🎨🎨 Lionel Messi reaches 76 free kick goals, two away from most all time. ✨

[OldGold80 @OGold80]

9th year of the Nations League and I still
have absolutely no fucking idea what it all means.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Doctor: “Here is your child but
unfortunately your wife didn't make it”

Me: “Then give me the one my wife made”

Doctor:

[Jmoney @digitaljanz]

Ppl that sacrifice their lunch break to work are the same ones that hide a zombie bite from the group

[baemar jr @jefszn]

Best words to hear after a pregnancy scare

[Diablo @el_diablllo_]

When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

[Maphanga Mbuso @MBSVUDU]

Unamanga awuyena indoor person wena, awunamali. 😭😭😭