jibbs

I fucks wit myself and that's all that matters

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

*brings my dog in to bank*
Me: flora would like to make a deposit
Bank teller: and how much will you be depositing
Flora: bark

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

I wish it was 1 am again

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

This night should never end

[The Pageant @ThePageantSTL]

#winwin is back!

If @StLouisBlues win tonight we'll choose 1 person from RTs to win 2 tix to upcoming show of their choice. #NHL17Tarasenko

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

Come thru with that fishbowl of gin and tonic

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

You got floor in my lima beans

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

Red heads with no heart hmu

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

My favorite quote of all time

"Try not to be a cunt"
- Buddha

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

I wonder if sponge Bob gest carded when he goes to the club

[meg mindlin @invertebabe]

if u feel like ur hot shit u r hot shit

[meg mindlin @invertebabe]

when ur friend won't text u back so ur drinkin wine by urself playing smash bros

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

Like you haven't already https://t.co/3ECd87udEW

[Hannah Hauge @SrirachaSlut]

When am I going to glo up

[meg mindlin @invertebabe]

headphones are great for easily drowning out ur parents arguing on road trips

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

I can't believe it's alredy 2015 ... I'm growing up so fast

[meg mindlin @invertebabe]

just a giant sick baby that is only good at complaining

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

Wish yall luck

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

Who wana come kick it

[meg mindlin @invertebabe]

if u hit on ur friends ex after they break up ur actually the shittiest friend ever

[jibbs @the_jibbs]

Whiskey is my only friend