Sad Campbell Soop

I am a creep.
I have a lot of pride for someone with little to no shame.
I probably cannot relate to you because I am awesome.

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Gonna reach out to some exes , see if they still have my unhinged texts and make a poetry book.

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I know you'll won't believe it , but I have been friends with two uolp_comjng comics for years and they've always been DISTGUSTING. But never gross towards me . They want me to join their rise to fame and I'm dumb enough to take it.

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Thank God I buried my shotgun on property years ago and I can never get it back

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Modern horror story

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@RalphieRozay This went over so many peoples heads. It was a joke about human meat

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anything bad ever happen after someone has put raw, unwrapped meat in a freezer? Asking for your friend.

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This month I'm 90% sure I have eaten a miniature 3d printed hot dog, capybara, chicken and alien. MyPIKA is kicking yalls asses

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A NEW VHI divas concert would heal me

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@DailyLoud I would crush it as a cult leader

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@RalphieRozay Not a kid hair on nor mid bone in that body

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My kink is being led on by mid men.

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@GRIMRHYTHM_ Blaming every bad decision made today on air quality.

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@GRIMRHYTHM_

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@DailyLoud Give her the DP she did it on purpose and has zero remorse. Lock up her dumb ass mother and father for life

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Surround yourself with friends who agree that you are funnier than they are.

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I am an absolute bully.

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@HotDogShowers It's too hard for them to let go of the "schtick/persona" that's made them famous.

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No it funny. Just mean.

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I'm definitely the MEANEST LOVER GIRL alive.