Where’s Mom

In the driver’s seat at work, lucky to be given a Cheerio free seat in the mini van at home, advocate of early #STEM education #parenting #preschoolers #toddler

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Every night after bedtime with the 2 and 4 year old the following thoughts go through my head...

A. I yelled too much

B. I need to do better keeping my cool and be clearer about expectations

C. I need a beer

#Parenthood #momlife #beerlovers

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

@MaggaSwag Me too!!!

[DadCanFixItICT @IAmFixItDad]

Dart war with kids.
5 yo: Dad, we’re on the same team.
Me: then why did you shoot me in the back?
5 yo: because I needed to tell you that.
#nerf #toddlers #team

[DadCanFixItICT @IAmFixItDad]

How I know which kids have more of my personality or my wife’s.
3yo: watches truck videos, loves tractors and tries to fix everything with a hammer,
5yo: watches life hack videos on YouTube and proceeds to tell me how I’m doing everything wrong. #toddlers #marriage #YouTube

[dadpression @Dadpression]

There’s vinegar and baking soda everywhere because for some reason I thought my preschooler was ready for science.

[Brittany Ballou @ImagineerSTEAM]

A1: I truly believe that most any standard can fit into a STEAM project! Science & math standards fot perfectly but so can reading/writing. My 3-5th graders just finished a huge project where they invented a toy & filmed commercials on @Flipgrid to promote it! #STEAMMakerChat

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

@brookeboydholt My daughter started repeating those books that say words when you pushed a button.

[Kaylynn_Jacobi Fort Worth Realtor @kaylynn_jacobi]

Show kids how easy germs can spread with this fun #activity #science #experiments #germs #homeschool #kindergarten #teachers #tpt https://t.co/PAy3uyCzOV

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Sometimes I feel like site cookies have jumped the time/space continuum and are stalking me.

#Technology #abovemyhead #readmymind #kindofcreepy

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Me: *sneaking a cookie*

4yo: Can I have a snack?

Me: *shoot she heard me* Sure.

4yo: I want some crackers with cheese.

#momwin #parentingwin

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Me: Do you want me to cut up your strawberries? They are really big.

3yo: No, don’t cut them in my mouth, that would hurt my mouth.

#kids #preschooler #fruitisgood

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

My 4yo to her father: Dad, when you wear blue/white shirts you should also wear blue/white underwear. People would only see your shirt is blue/white but you would know your underwear is too.
#underwear #dadlife #priorities #WhenIFeelFancy #kidsarefunny

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

@pfgmentalhealth @sipandshinepod I love the Covey reference. By day I am a corporate trainer and we use a lot of Covey content. Great points to remember!!!

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Changing from Correction to Connection: How We Miss Connecting Moments Everday https://t.co/P81gBDe9NU via @pfgmentalhealth
Great points to remember!!!

[DadCanFixItICT @IAmFixItDad]

Is there much sweeter a thing in the world than a child that stops vomiting long enough to say “I love you mom”?

[Eric Iversen @StartEnginNow]

What does good #STEM education look like? Starts with culture, methods, and time for teachers, https://t.co/cu2tuuw0pY

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Is it bad that when my 4yo asks where her old artwork is, (that I have secretly tossed) I throw the mystery back to her and ask where she last put it? #toomuchartwork #preschooler #responsibleforkillingthousandsoftrees #Parenthood

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

Never thought I would need to say, “Stop stuffing that scarf in your butt crack.” But life is full of surprises.

#momlife #parenting #preschooler #kidsareweird

[Where’s Mom @the_jonoka]

@profwahm That’s so frustrating. And it’s such a waiting game while the hormones run their course. Hopefully it will pass quickly.