Joe Chambers

Your run-of-the-mill, pretty, blonde bimbo.

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Swapping out my peppermint Mrs. Meyers soap for lilac is the kind of delusional positivity we need right now

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A patient’s cell phone ringer was exactly the same as Andi’s in The Devil Wears Prada and you should’ve HEARD the gasp I made.

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@cr_boron Don’t I wanna watch it

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@cr_boron How dare you tweet about me behind my back

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My favorite part of my parents leaving for a week is my dad attempting to explain every single thing in our household to me.

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@cbclaw7 KILLING EVE IS A MUST

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Just added ‘fun pasta’ to my grocery list + wine, obvi.

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Sister has coughing fit upstairs.
*goes to see if it’s Miss Rona*
Just choking on a pb cup.
Praise be.

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Just cried at an episode of Pioneer Woman. I need to leave this house.

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Just FYI, Won’t You Be My Neighbor is not the thing to watch when working out. Crying on the treadmill isn’t conducive for exercise.

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Me: Omg The Bachelor but with only musicians? Can this show get any dumber?
Also me: If she doesn’t pick Ryan I’m gonna murder her.

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This might be the quarantine talking, but why hasn’t anyone figured out to use nude fabric for the pockets of white jeans? Or like make white jeans thick enough so you don’t see the outline of the pockets? Looking for a friend and a seamstress.

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Sitting in the dark and crying at the RHONJ finale is peak Joe.

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Instagram alerting me that I’ve ‘liked 12 posts with #buttercream’ this week isn’t necessary and quite frankly hurtful.

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Honestly I’ll give the halftime show an A based solely on not bringing Pitbull out.

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@cbclaw7 WAS IT NOT AMAZING

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@cbclaw7 100% hahahha

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I hate that we live in a world where Lana is sitting in the audience at the Grammys and USHER GETS THE FUCKING MIC.

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It never fails that Kids Baking Championship gives cherries and caramel to the kid with the speech impediment.