Jonah Stewart

Dress for the vibe you want, not the one you have. The problem isn’t the problem, the problem is your perception of the problem. Tennessee Ultimate 2015-2018ish

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NFT’s are cool, but have y’all heard about Kohl’s cash?

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@SEGA PORT SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE TO SWITCH 2, I NEED CHAO GARDEN IN MY LIFE AGAIN.

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“Why are you shazaming your receipt?”

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Casey Affleck walked so Timothee Chalamet could run

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@elonmusk

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@kanyewest @kanyewest Wayne and Kendrick made a song about this already, “Mona Lisa”

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Sorry Siri, How do I short the US everything? Thank you

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Hey Siri, How do I short the US economy?

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@elonmusk what u think of Monty Python and The Holy Grail?

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Gen Z humor is repeating to memes to one another

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“He doesn’t even know about Gorgonzola” - @baekahg

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@BurgerKing dropped another banger

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Damn, Richard Simmons died.

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So, after years of hearing about how great a movie “Boogie Nights” is I finally looked it up; The plot section of Wikipedia was not what I was expecting.

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The two dudes playing music at the bar I’m at followed up Bach with fucking Wonder Wall. I appreciate that kind of comedy.

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And Lindgren’s got a 0% save percentage

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Alright next year I’ll make a bracket for the first time and it’ll be the perfect, I tell myself for the nth year in a row

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just fyi the ducks on your jeep look dumb

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@MCheyneMoore Is that not a possibility?

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It’s too late for the ARGO

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“No officer, I’m not drunk, I just don’t want to attract sandworms, sir”