Jaime Lannister

Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, son of Tywin, brother of Tyrion and Cersei. Unaffiliated with HBO. Typing 140 characters is difficult with one hand.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

If she was from Westeros, I think I'd try it on with Ronda Rousey. She's the perfect combination of Cersei and Brienne. #UFC

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - If you can't cook to his standard, Ramsay Bolton will literally cut your balls off #WesterosTV

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

Jorah The Explorer - He may be an alcoholic shell of his former self but that doesnt mean travelling with him isn't fun #WesterosTV

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

How I Killed Your Mother - The Mountain sits down with Daenerys and Viserys to recount the epic tale of murdering their mum #WesterosTV

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

Brienne and Stumpy - Brienne and Jaime get up to all sorts of disgusting antics in this animated tv show set in Kings Landing. #WesterosTV

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

Barristan, Cersei and I took a selfie at Jon Arryn's funeral and nobody batted an eyelid. I maintain it's because I'm sexy. #mandelapicture

[livia the fifth 🫀 @alcinaspout]

Oh my fucking god

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@MaddieSBH Thanks. I changed my keyboard layout to Left-Handed Dvorak so it's easier now.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@RedMelisandre Get Stannis to the Dragonstone karaoke bar just to hear him sing this http://t.co/uajYgUZRml

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

I genuinely believe that if Nelson Mandela had visited Kings Landing after Robert's Rebellion, everything would be fine now.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

To all those making a drama about the NSA surveillance - remember it could be worse. They could hire Varys instead.

[roose bolton @roose_bolton_]

I guess @JonBastSnow new motto is "crows before hoes"

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

Hmm, I wonder if Edmure registered for my father's wedding gift. #sendingmyregards

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@MyVampireLust19 You are most welcome. You should try writing about me - I'm quite the towering romantic hero. In an incestual sort of way.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@Lady_Catelyn @YourLordTywin and behold the most powerful http://t.co/QtKQgKgQJQ

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@BoyOnTheThrone @BeautyBrienne Settle down, son.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

I hope you all enjoyed my Ron Burgundy impersonation last night #IImmediatelyRegretThisDecision #SerRon

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@Sery_Arthur When I'm not watching tv, slaying kings, being imprisoned or committing incest I occasionally do my job.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@TheOnlyCerselia I am older, stiffer and more crippled than before. I am however very glad to be a Lannister. Especially now I've met you.

[Jaime Lannister @The_Kingslayer1]

@Kingslanding_ I would like to see the Steve Kean of #WesterosFootball, Viserys Targaryen, given a shot at the job.