The Klute

Arizona-based shark conservationist, @DiveSSI marine guide and divemaster, occasionally touring slam poet, Mai Tai enthusiast

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@azpolitico22 @CTrevorNelson @RinoLivesMatter

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@azpolitico22 @BlueTunnel4 Directions to a better Italian Restaurant.

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@RonnyJacksonTX You know, most pill-bottles come with a warning about operating heavy machinery under the influence.

How high are you here, pillhead?

[January 6th Committee @January6thCmte]

NEXT HEARING ➡️ Thursday, July 21st at 8:00pm ET

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.@tyreeforAz Got my vote for #AZLD5 State Senate, as I feel she is more likely to go after the #environmentaljustice part of the #climatechange equation, which has been overlooked component of solving the problem, especially here in #AZ (see: #CoolidgeAZ’s power plant).

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.@aljonesazsenate Casting my ballot. As a #climatevoter. I appreciate your personal actions RE: #climatechange.

But gvmt has a greater impact that individuals in #climateaction.

Your website doesn’t say what you want to do & it sounds a bit like you’re a #climatedenier. #AZLD5

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik Oh hey, congrats, you’re only in *moderate* drought conditions. Bravo.

And you think you’re someone worthy of being taken at their word? How do you figure?

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik See, the problem is you can lie to yourself, blame the military, bitch and moan, but that doesn’t change the fact you’re full of shit.

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik Seems like you’re better at making excuses than land management.

Is there a reason why your 128,000 acres of ranchland are so dry that you’re relying on Big Daddy Government to manage it for you?

Is it because water is no longer falling from the sky?

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik Seems like if you cleared the dead brush off your land that wouldn’t be a problem.

You got time to tweet, you got time go out in the heat, Old Spice.

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@Brandonburgett_ @ashleynaftule Please manage your land better so my tax dollars and the agencies they fund don’t have to bail you out.

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik Why was the BLM having to do burns on land you’re supposed to be managing?

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik So it’s a lot then, eh, welfare queen?

[Parents For Future #EndFossilFuels - P4F Germany @parents4future]

The fossil fuel industry proudly presents:

The #ExxonFires.

Let's start to give credit, where credit is due.
🔥 "@exxonmobil fires" in Portugal 🇵🇹 🔥

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik On those fires, how much disaster relief did you ask the State and Feds to pay for?

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik You’re still here?

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@Dway79 @JevinHodge!

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@Brandonburgett_ @brahmresnik

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Happy Birthday to the city of Mesa founded on this day in 1878.

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