Phil Mickelson

Avid golfer and professional gambler. Proud father of Pat Perez and the entire PGATour

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

Just had my first par after going +11 thru 6 #fml

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

Mel kiper tounge my butthole #LANK

[Bob Fucking Barker @ilovebobbbarker]

#SelfDoxx

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

Mel kiper needs to #blowhisheadoff

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

Will levis… GET A FUCKING JOB #fired

[Alex Trebeck @bigAT15673]

Bobby buckets jersey at the bah #expand #runtheball

[Alex Trebeck @bigAT15673]

5 busch lights deep.

I just want to hit somebody.

Preferably @the_lefty1 but a woman will do👍🏻

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

duece tatum should #blowhisheadoff

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

#grape georges niang

[Phil Mickelson @the_lefty1]

Cold silver bullets and a fire got me feeling nicey #expand #LANK