Lenihana

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Making sure my gate exists before going to get food at the airport

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Her: if you don’t do it, another man will.

Me:

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

When a person in a row behind me thinks they're getting off the plane before me

[🕸️ @smoovedarkskin]

When old people say “long as u happy” that mean u dumb as fuck 😭🤣

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I’m telling yall now, so it’s no confusion. The money gone change me.

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

ion feel bad for nun i do, cause when it was me i had to eat that

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

yall never gon' hear my side of anything cuz idgaf

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Ngl if you’re fat and we’re in an argument, the first thing I’m doing is calling you fat

[♰ @reeceollld]

no more talking stages left in me. IDGAF if you didn’t eat

[Mikael 👻 @BacardiCapital]

Things I was supposed to do this weekend:

Rest
Recharge

Things I did:

Drank one million beers and almost die

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

50 Cent every time one of Diddy’s verdicts came back “Not Guilty”

[Steel Rain @SteelRain602]

HR: Why did you call your coworkers retards?

Me: