Deee!!

An adult. Engineeeeeeer!!!!!
I'm not my tweets

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"Varege zvako vakuise mujeri,mwari ndivo vanoziva"😂

[Deee!! @the_loved_bbe]

@SimblexD 😂😂😂😂

[Call_me_Cymbah💯 🦁 @SimblexD]

I remember when I was in boarding school, I used to sit near the window facing the kitchen. I saw one chef putting salt mu beans. Later on another came with salt again achida kuisa in the same pot. I forgot that I was in class and I shouted. "Salt yaiswa kare umo hey” !😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"On behalf of all Zimbabweans,dai vambomira kutigadzirira this"🙏

[T_u_k_a_z 🇿🇼 @TanakaTakawira_]

Haaaa pano pasi pane madofo ebhora ,but hapana rinokunda Shadhaya 🙌😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🚮,,,hutsi hwega hwega

[papi @realkeith__]

Makambonyatsonzwa Uvalo here vakomana 🙌🏻

[ChiefUncleJay @unclechiefgee]

Whoever broke this kids heart needs to come back apologize man!🥲

[Deee!! @the_loved_bbe]

@unclechiefgee He’s in pain😂

[Deee!! @the_loved_bbe]

@Am_Blujay What the hell

[Deee!! @the_loved_bbe]

@_MakdShelby @wicknellchivayo 😂😂😂

[TOX!€ HU€€! @Mutsvangwa4]

@thaslickpastor Kangu pakari kuzvarwa yangu ndikubva ndaiisa shatter glass ...handingaswere ndichitenga ma TV

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

This won’t go viral because he's not naked🥹

[that_Manica_girl❤️ @Gamu_wacho94]

Better hako une heartbreak, umwe arikudanana nemukomana anoita zveInuka 😂

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If you approach me and I turn you down. It doesn't mean you should move on. You must apply pressure. Today's women are so weak.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

Women will have a thick Man like this and still cheat💔💔💔💔

[ᵈʳ 𝑼𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒐 🧐 @tonnie_montana]

98.5% yevanhu vane ma acids vakaita ma arts nema commercials havazive ma acids anopedzwa ne titration😑.

~ Zimstats ~

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Divorce glow! 💅 💅

Married Divorcee

[Joey_Jay @Joey_Mukando]

Real women are busy securing the bag, while you’re on X in men’s business. 💁🏾

[Deee!! @the_loved_bbe]

@Mr_Williamsjere 😂😂😂😂imi