Manan Garg

What's that up there in the sky?
The blimp with all my fucks going to crash land with the hydrogen in it.

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

@Bits_NBytes That's what caused it **sed kitty**

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@Bits_NBytes Weeknd for me

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@singlaanish56 Exactly

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This Year feels like a damn Takeshi's Castle episode.

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It worked!

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Just tried to do a pickup in hindi.
Candle blow ki line pe mandir mein diya bhujana pada.

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

What does one Indian Batman on bike say to the car guy whose mirror he himself broke on the street while cruising?
Batichod!

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

How does Batman remind Robin of the discipline he taught him during a scolding?
Bat-tameez!!!!

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

Are you thinking about the brain or is it just self reflection time?

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

You ever been so low-key bipolar that everybody's personality is just a spectrum of one of your days.

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

Me as a kid : Adults are so free.
Me as an Adult : Death is the only freedom.

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

@PlayChessRush I can't connect to servers. Not been able to play the game for a while now. This is a new game so not many help sections. So, HELP!

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

I did this. It’s cool and it’s free.

[NASA @NASA]

🔴 We're taking names. And sending them to Mars.

Submit your name to be etched onto a microchip that will ride on our #Mars2020 rover! The mission launches next summer, but get your boarding pass TODAY: https://t.co/mX7bZ5Ev6g. You have until 11:59pm ET on Sept. 30 to sign up.

[Manan Garg @The_Magnesium]

@NASA Yeaaaaaaaa Martians now will have data points!

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@supershayne Oh common! Thats something you wrote.

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@MattSeesAss Indian

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@MattSeesAss deserve sure, need hell yeaH