Mark Johnson

Father, Motorcycle Enthusiast, Dog owner, Carnivore, Alberta 🇨🇦

[Tom Nelson @TomANelson]

Climate realism from a high school student:

Téa Johansson (four years younger than Greta) delivers her senior thesis.

[Mark Johnson @The_MarkJohnson]

I hit another milestone

[Mark Johnson @The_MarkJohnson]

@338Canada If this is true Canada is finished. Alberta will separate

[Mark Johnson @The_MarkJohnson]

@DavidWolfe None and I feel great 👍

[Melanie In Saskatchewan @saskatchewan_in]

Dear @JustinTrudeau,

Listen up, Justin—you’ve got some bloody nerve! You and your sniveling Liberal clowns are still squatting in Ottawa, clinging to that PM’s chair like a hemorrhoid we’re too disgusted to scrape off.
I’m sick to my guts watching you strut around, throwing our money, integrity and reputation out the window like glitter at some pride parade nobody asked for. I'm not the only one!
Why the hell are you still pretending to be Canada’s Prime Minister, huh? A real PM needs a backbone, some guts, a scrap of courage—not ten years of your spineless, slimy dribble leaking out of Ottawa. A whole damn decade of this revolting crap—what’s your excuse, you gutless leech?

Your “mandate”? What a nauseating farce—gone faster than your stupid sock obsession, but you’re still here, you shameless coward, proroguing Parliament like it’s some chore you’re too high and mighty to deal with. Dodging that confidence vote? That’s peak spinelessness—makes me want to puke! Your shaky little gang’s about to topple in a storm whipped up by Chrystia’s hurricane of a backside, but you’d rather lock the cottage door and hide than face us.

And your spending—God, it’s obscene! You dumped $3.9 billion on SNC-Lavalin’s Alto rail scam on February 19th, and now there’s talk of your parting shot hitting $40 billion, their dirty hands all over it, locked in while Parliament’s choked—stinks of your cronyism and probably just bullshit gone wild.
Then $1.3 billion for border junk on February 3rd—every cent makes me gag, you only coughed up because Trump scared you shitless, not because Canadians demanded it for years while you smeared us as “ists” and “phobes” for daring to ask you to stop our porous border from infiltration.
Fraser Institute’s got you dead to rights: $61.9 billion deficit last year, nine years of stinking red ink, highest per-person spending ever.

Oversight? Give me a break—Parliament’s shut down while you, you reckless prick, play Monopoly with our wrecked future.

SNC-Lavalin—sorry, AtkinsRéalis—Christ, what a disgusting mess! They copped to fraud in 2019—$48 million in Libyan bribes, $130 million stolen—$280 million fine, three years probation, and no court had the balls to ban them from contracts under YOUR slimy watch. You got nailed for twisting Jody Wilson-Raybould’s arm to save their asses—lost two ministers, but kept your buddies close.
Bet that’s your next gig, huh? A cushy payoff for meddling in SNC Lavalin's prosecution. Now they’re back, sucking up that $3.9 billion rail job like the corruption’s just a fart we’ll forget. Between 2019 and 2020, 142 contracts, $25 million—your Liberals didn’t blink, you spineless worm. Courage? Hah! You wouldn’t know it if it bit you—handing out goodies to those vultures while we choke on the rot. Ask our G7 pals about that ethical LNG they begged for—where’d “no” get you there, huh?

Then there’s the CBSA, puking their guts out in the Toronto Sun on February 12th—your pathetic policies let “endless streams” of gangs and cartels stomp all over us.
Officers are screwed—forced to cut loose every “refugee” scammer, even the psychos, because of your suffocating rules.
By September 2025, they won’t even be legally able to lock up the trash—Bin Laden’s cousin could stroll out grinning. Mexican cartels, Asian mobs—they’re laughing at your pitiful $1.3 billion “border plan,” while CBSA’s screaming for the army and you mumble “fentanyl czar” like it’s not a sick joke. Where’s the guts to stop it, Justin? Certainly not in Ottawa—which is just a black hole of cowardly filth since you marked your foul stench all over the PMO rug.

And now, you’re ramming that unelected, smug bastard Mark Carney down our throats as your next act—another raving nutjob too unhinged to win a vote. Canadians won’t take two crazed freaky madmen in a row, you delusional creep—we’re still scrubbing your stench off! Carney’s your anointed nobody because no one with a pulse would touch your toxic shitshow—unelected, despised, and as spineless as you, he’s the perfect sequel to your ten-year trainwreck. So why keep up this disgusting farce?
Or is it because you've been abiding by Carney's direction for so long that you are incapable of maneuvering on your own, and are so dazed and confused by the Davos master plan, you have no choice but to lay a path for Carney to finish what you failed at.
You have no mandate, no oversight, no balls—just reckless spending and a border wide open for chaos.

You and your Liberals are a national embarrassment, prancing around while Canada gags on your slime. Grab your socks, your selfies, your sanctimonious crap, and get the hell out, you miserable fraud, before SNC-Lavalin builds us a cartel freeway with our last loonie!

Signed with total contempt,

Melanie in Saskatchewan, A Canadian Speaking for a Nation’s Rage

[Mark Johnson @The_MarkJohnson]

@TWilsonOttawa I would go full John Wick if someone shot my dog

[Mark Johnson @The_MarkJohnson]

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@elonmuskADO A Yes

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New record

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