Megalodon

Writer, dork, fangirl. Lover of all things Captain America.

[Megalodon @the_me09]

If Netflix thinks imma pay $30 a month for them to consistently cancel my fave shows, they’ve got another thing coming.

[Megalodon @the_me09]

your top 6 on your "on repeat" playlist represents your current mental state

Lol sad bops for the win

[Elise in Wonderland✨ @ehizzlehard]

your top 6 on your "on repeat" playlist represents your current mental state

I am doing so *great*.

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Ryan wear a Ghost Files hoodie next time on set of a Marvel movie challenge

[Megalodon @the_me09]

I completed the November challenge faster than 93.7% of all learners on Duolingo!

[Icona @iconawrites]

Completely obsessed with this Reddit theory that Pennywise and Mary Poppins are members of the same monster species.

[Megalodon @the_me09]

@ehizzlehard OMG YOU DID IT?!

[Megalodon @the_me09]

@ehizzlehard Lol not that many xD

[Megalodon @the_me09]

@ehizzlehard Bro if you hallucinated it I did too! Fly Away Home! It was one of my faves but it does feel like a fever dream.

[Megalodon @the_me09]

@ehizzlehard Oh man, it’s gonna be hilarious 😂

[The Independent @Independent]

Gay dinosaur erotica author buys Texas governor's website to troll him https://t.co/vgcK4nKMno

[Elise in Wonderland✨ @ehizzlehard]

This is what @the_me09 & I have been training for.

[Elise in Wonderland✨ @ehizzlehard]

I am sad today.

[I AM Rachel Quirky: better on instagram @IAMRachelQuirky]

Just out of curiosity

Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time” between Covid and climate change, you’re here for neither

[Megalodon @the_me09]

I’m a Learning Legend! What’s your Duolingo learner style? #Duolingo365

[Megalodon @the_me09]

Sounds fun to me!

[hal🖤 @hdsreadinglife]

BUILD YOUR OWN HOLIDAY ROMANCE🎄

QRT with your;

SUN = love interest
MOON = meet cute setting
RISING = romance trope

[Megalodon @the_me09]

Basically just paid $70 to have a repair place tell me my car is a piece of shit that’s not worth fixing 🙃

[Megalodon @the_me09]

For reals tho

[Elise in Wonderland✨ @ehizzlehard]

The accuracy. 🥲