Mothma'am

44 ♊
she/they 🌽
slightly radioactive ☢️
vegetarian meat enthusiast 🔪

🍷 Devout follower of Drunk Jesus 🍷

🐝 Owner of: @tedraimigifs 🐝

[Mothma'am @the_meat_bee]

This gif.

That's all.

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Just watched Noir Mufasa Pixie off the bed. 10/10 cat hijinks.

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Kevin has been my favorite WtNV character for so long that I tend to forget most people either don't like him or don't really give a shit about him.

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When I say I can't swim, I mean that I can't do any of the precise practiced movements that propel you forward in the water.

I can keep my head above water though, so as far as I'm concerned that's all I need.

(I've had lessons at least twice.)

[Mothma'am @the_meat_bee]

@lights Does this have anything to do with that jumping spider infestation you once mentioned?

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@tedraimigifs This gif has so much "filler" but I had to leave that in AND slow it down because his appearance is so short. 😆

I do the best I can with what I've got.

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

signal receivers

[Mothma'am @the_meat_bee]

@BladeoftheS She is two minutes away from posting her manifesto against Live, Laugh, Love signs.

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@Vladiverse1 I was about to leave practically the same comment.

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@thisdaydream_ @VidaWrites It is, but I've been afraid of spiders for my entire life, and for a period of time I was particularly terrified of bold jumping spiders. So this is WEIRD for me. But in a good way!

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Probably having the weirdest midlife crisis I could have imagined for myself.

Or y'know, it's just another one of those things.

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@Cynic_Housewife @VidaWrites Same.

Coincidentally I am also a cynical housewife.

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"Ma'am, control yourself. Control yourself- DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICES!"

#talkingtomycats #shechosethevoices

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I don't know if I've ever mentioned it, but for reasons that are too long for a tweet I'm super confused about whether I'm bipolar or not.

For the record, I'm diagnosed bipolar nos, so this isn't coming out of nowhere or anything.

[nazzle dazzle (got headpats from chan) ⊹₊⟡⋆ @dramaticweasel]

i'm not joking my supervisor ASKED me to draw "the worm i always draw on my cells" because i didn't last week and all of them fucking died for NO REASON😭😭😭😭

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@KingBird070707 Oh yeah, 'cause that's totally one of the more notable things I've forgotten. 😆

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@KrimsonRogue This is so niche, but years ago when your hair was shorter your reminded me so much of Guerrero (played by Jackie Earl Hailey) from Human Target that I had to resist the urge to mention it.

You've got some of his attitude too, but hopefully not the torture and killing part.

[Mothma'am @the_meat_bee]

It's still there, so I took a picture. 😆

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Recently we were in an antique store and I found a Russian nesting doll of Stalin for some reason. I cannot describe my disappointment at finding out there was nothing inside, we were both very curious.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

This is so important to remember

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@VidaWrites Hey, we met due to questionable morals, if you have doubts that's on you. 😆