Haneefah

Nothing to see here.

[pampam❤️ @pam_isdatchicc]

-The bathroom floor is always dry.
-Your things remain the same way you left them.
-The peace and quiet to think and plan.
-You cook and eat whatever and whenever you like.
-Just being.

[Schrödinger’s Goat @Damideazy]

im not bothered about carter

im more concerned a significant portion of Nigerians find this entertaining

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood

[Mphoza @TiagoCreative]

First in my bloodline seeing a rat committing suicide..

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[S E R G E @ManlikeSerge4]

Nothing wey Dey annoy me pass to buy mid food, if you no sabi cook then why are you doing this business now????

[Mxim @sugeezy]

Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon 🤨

[⚠︎ @kmetasnii]

i used to prefer texting over phone calls but now i prefer to be unreachable

[leelee @liliisntit]

boiled corn will always be better than roasted corn.

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

"WHO TOOK MY?!!!! ohh found it"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 am”

clock: 5:57 am

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[uMgqilazi iSoka’lydudla @jpegmobb]

I hate niggas that fumbled the houses their parents left for them

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐢 @svnonbiebs]

eu já tava com medo dele de costas, quando virou de frente eu quase me caguei

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Washing your hair as a black woman is literally a work shift lmao.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My phone’s been on vibrate for years. I can’t stand all the noise. 😂

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

me in public regretting why I came out in the first place

[Anna jurídico Barbie ♡︎ @lietobarbie]

forever a barbie girl

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I never understood people who quit their job and KEEP coming back to visit

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.