Mule

I say inappropriate things at inappropriate times.

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@Randall_L18 @8darealballs Coach Hanson would be proud. "Give 'em poopy pants Mule!" #soembarrassed

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@K_bettin @8darealballs how's the indoor decor? Bunch of bar stools flipped over, so you have to sit on the legs (3 sailors per seat max)?

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@Randall_L18 not even a question that I'm a better coach...and maybe had better players

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@Randall_L18 it's been awhile since I've been on a date. Hopefully I don't screw this up. #MeatSweatsHereICum

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@Randall_L18 yea bud. Mondays & Thursdays

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@Randall_L18 you forget my damn number? Don't golf alone...ever again. If I'm @ my grandmas funeral ill cut out & meet you #friendshit

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BREAKING NEWS: If AP is barred from NFL for any length of time, the Twins will offer him a MLB contract. They're looking for a switch hitter

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@RonTheAnchorman @TooRacist @_JohnFKennedy_

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@Randall_L18 @K_bettin that was all Beefer. Think she was in that class where he changed their diapers & walked them around on leashes.

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@Randall_L18 @mike_doney and Party Mike has always been my bridesmaid in the dance game. #suckit

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@Randall_L18 @mike_doney Peyton is too uptight. U need to be loose as a Vegas hooker, like me, to land the moves I'm able to pull off.

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@Randall_L18 @AndrewCurro @bryant_rapp @K_bettin @mike_doney @doyleobrien3 don't have a single bite on me.

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So Michael Sam is going to have his own show that shows his pre-season inside look in NFL, it's called "Hard Cocks"

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@Randall_L18 @8darealballs Adrienne Broner learned that in jail I think?

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Bitches-B-Bitches

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Michael Pineda has had more foreign substances on his body, than a three-tittied whore in an underground bukkake film. Is it #obviousday?

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Hey ESPN, why do you think Alton Howard is going on leave? He scored 388 TDs last year alone. He's fucking Jesus!

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@Randall_L18 wanna have fun? Ride ur Dyno over when ur done @ J. Slater's, we'll hit up the hostess shop, smoke sum BDs & vandalize sum shit

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@Randall_L18 90s night at the BMO. Did they hand out Saved by the Bell snap bracelets & Ringpops. Then have a SkipIt competition @ halftime?

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@Randall_L18 he's just not the triple OG we thought he was when we were kids. Naughty by Nature would have been a better booking #downwitopp