Thalia

Self-deprecating artists' model.
Viewing the world from the stand and doing it nude.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Being an artists' model was the gateway career for strippers that wanted more cardio.
If only I had firmer abs to pull that off. #lifegoals

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Don't moan about how hard things are when you're not doing anything to change the difficulty level.
#longweekend

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

If I made serious money being naked all day, I'd quit this other job.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Client- I'm a one #woman #business.
Me- Ditto.
C- You're too expensive.
M- I'm worth it.
C- Will you work for less?
M- Fuck you.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

I'm a US citizen, I'm registered, not dead, and did not vote for Trump. Shocking I know. #novoterfraudhere

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Sorry about that. Been in a coma since a cheeto became #potus. What? That's @realDonaldTrump?

Oh, ok.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

How do I put this...
"I can't stand to be around you" is just too cruel.
I'll stick with "Fuck off."

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

It isn't selfish to look out for yourself.
It's selfish to expect others to do so.
#IndependentForLife

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Bae: It's so hot in here!
Me: Turn off your computers.
Bae: NO! I need all 3 running!
Me: Then don't complain.
Bae: But it's hot!!!
#grumble

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Homework due at 5pm Sunday.
Wait until 10am Sunday to realize it's a lot of work and get pissed about brunch plans.
#procrastination

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

I need my own house.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

My plan to socialize with people get in the way of your plan to play an #mmorpg that you play everyday for 8+ hours

#SorryNotSorry

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

#Cynicism doesn't come from being treated nicely.

It's a defense mechanism against bullies and cruel people.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Bae whistles to the radio in the car.
Annoyed cuz it's a non-musical commercial.
#putacorkinit

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Who else cancelled #HBONow after the #GoTFinale last night?

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Some days I wish we never got together. Today, I wish we had never met.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

#BathroomEtiquette
Don't rush someone already occupied on the can.
It's uncomfortable enough, a timer won't make it happen faster.

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

I don't tell my s/o where I keep my stash of vodka cuz it's called a stash for a reason.
#vodka #stash #noneforyou #greedy

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

An ex's #TBT moment is a pic of him when he was hot from 5 years ago.
#TimeIsNotKind #StillADouche

[Thalia @the_musing_muse]

Mumbling to yourself doesn't count as you telling me something you can get mad about later by claiming I ignored you.
#useyourwords