the normal rat

i've just had two cookies and a coke - it's phenomenal

[the normal rat @the_normal_rat]

many have called me this

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Pleasent C Word

United States Census, 1900

[the normal rat @the_normal_rat]

@JakeLandauTO I think assuming that the events depicted in Killers of the Flower Moon and its message will not be increasingly urgent / relevant as the government massively simultaneously deregulates and promotes resource exploitation is a mistake. We can, hopefully, still learn from history.

[the normal rat @the_normal_rat]

when i'm in a manufacturing consent off and my opponent is a Harper cabinet Minister the Liberals fucking haaaaaated just a hair longer than a decade ago

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

James Moore on Avi Lewis opposing Carney's investment summit: "He is not a serious or substantive or significant person. He is just not. If he aspires to be, he needs to grow up, needs to put down the placards and recognize that what Mark Carney is trying to do here is, frankly, good for the country."

[quinn @qvinnh]

dont talk to me if ur not an associate european

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

I think Drake is having a hard time with 40

[Daily Tatiana Maslany @SestraHulk]

Tatiana Maslany reposted her 'A Statement' co-star Zach Wood's reel, in which he calls out Ed Sheeran for dropping Macklemore from his tour due to his support for Palestine.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

macklemore is a perfect example of why one must separate the art from the artist. but for the opposite reason people usually mean

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Jack Schlossberg: I'm so happy I have a girlfriend. She's really someone special.

The Ghost of John F Kennedy: Jack I couldn't er uh help but notice all those unread Instagram DMs, many of which are from broads... You should er open them

[Woke Shrek 🤠 @wokeshrekTO]

Calling up my BMO Nesbitt Burns financial advisor and directing him to do a Big Short on the "kill all humans" industry

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

my brain is absolutely fried

[Sikander Asif @SikanderAsif11]

Anthropic: We are going to kill you

OpenAI: We are going to kill you first

Apple: now you can fold iPhone

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

why would I eat the plums in the icebox? you're saving them for breakfast

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Beautiful Saskatchewan.

[Milan Cvitkovic @MWCvitkovic]

one must imagine sisyphus engaging with key stakeholders

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

me in fifty years trying to remember River Phoenix's name

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

Now do Sweet Transvestite.

[The Don of Vaughan @DonofVaughan]

“FACT: Canada is joined only by the People’s Republic of China in choosing retaliation over negotiation.”

🚨🚨 BASED ALERT 🚨🚨

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again