Georgie Roberts

Writer, rider, mother. Lover of dark, seeker of light. Fluent in English, sarcasm, & profanity.

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

Hedgie: Where is your thumb!
Random man: I lost it when I was little.
Hedgie: My mommy says you should always look for things where you left them.

#mouthsofbabes #millennialmommy #Parenthood #momlife #girlmom #theoffside

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@News24

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

If people tell you labels don't matter & the world has gone mad with #inclusive #pronouns, try misgendering them, with the wrong name, repeatedly ✌🏽

[Cindy Poluta @CindyPoluta]

I’m deleting this tweet.
It was just a comparison made - no comment nothing. Just a comparison.

Yet somehow the comments section has lived up to the reputation that Twitter has for itself.
Unprovoked. It really brought out the ugly side of a lot of humans.

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@HuaweiZA Is it true these no longer offer any Android apps?

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@MorwaMmoye Do you take that stance with antibiotics too? I'm just curious where you choose to believe science 😂🤔

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb What about the Melville fault you closed without fixing? Dear Georgie, your City Power call ref is CPWEB3181565

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb What about the Melville fault you closed without fixing? Dear Georgie, your City Power call ref is CPWEB3181565

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb What about the Melville fault you closed without fixing? Dear Georgie, your City Power call ref is CPWEB3181565

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb What about the Melville fault you closed without fixing? Dear Georgie, your City Power call ref is CPWEB3181565

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb it doesn't matter if people report faults because you just close them without resolving them? Dear Georgie, your City Power call ref is CPWEB3181565

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb can you just respond to Melville power outage please? Almost 24 hours of problems AGAIN? CPWEB3178668 #worldASScity

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityofJoburgZA how on earth are you just ignoring everyone about the lack of water and lack of tankers since Friday?

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@stephenfry @Creatrix_Guru @modjaji_bks My #mustread list this year... Loved it!

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@CityPowerJhb @SABCNews What site are they working on for the Melville outage? Last time City Power couldn't access the substation at 9pm because it was on private property 🤔

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb @SABCNews Are teams still on the outage at Melville? How much longer will we be down for? It was 72 hours last month, I feel like we should just be warned if we need to go move in with relatives and throw our whole fridge away again.

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb Still no power??? What is the problem? Why are only select houses affected? Are you still on it or have we been forgotten again?

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb Where is the site in question?

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb STILL NO POWER!
What is going on?!

[Georgie Roberts @the_off_side]

@CityPowerJhb no power in a Melville again. Will it be another 72 hours this time? CPWEB2962100