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[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BREAKING: Former President Bill Clinton’s name is expected to appear in the list of Jeffrey Epstein associates from court filings that are set to be made public this week.

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the trans siberian orchestra is just for old ppl who don’t want to admit they would love going to a rave

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@brenicole08 🤍🤍

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@12_cierra Lmaoooo I love how you know exactly who I’m referring to 😂

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lmao I can’t believe I saw a girl say “praise Jesus” today about the roe v wade outcome KNOWING that I have seen her flash her titties multiple times at frat parties and act like an absolute heathen all thru college hahaha the absolute hypocrisy, u crazy girl… but PRAISE JESUS

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woke up this morning feeling like Christmas all over again, can’t wait to see my two favorite artists back to back 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 @SlanderOfficial @ILLENIUM

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name a movie character you’re supposed to hate but love

I’ll go first. Samantha James from Just Friends. Iconic.

Side note, Jamie Palamino sucks.

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Oh no, I have already hit the “what else can I do with a masters in accounting and CPA license that isn’t depressing af” point of my career

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@brenicole08 We about that life

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@brenicole08 Lmao I always think that when I see it in that category I’m like who.. who tagged this

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all men do is golf and disappoint women

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@brenicole08 you did, should have listened to you

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we were really standing right next to Waka Flocka last night and thought we were just trippin lmao

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

explaining my tie out to the senior

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me auditing the financials of a multinational client from my bedroom

[the last cancerian @DorianTroy93]

Are we absolutely sure it’s not Thursday

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@brenicole08 Ok I talked you INTO it

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

“the financial markets need more regulation.”

accountants:

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busy season + wfh is not the move... my mental health is 💩

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

auditors risk their lives during inventory counts just to be able to add a tick mark - amount appears reasonable pass on further test work