Chris Larsen

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[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@RickSanchezISU Do you think he acts these out afterward or does he actually spend like 3 hours recording himself watching the game alone in a little office chair and then edits through all of his live reactions and splices it together with the game footage? This is a daunting gameday routine 😂

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@HardcorePSUFB

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

I've never heard anyone say "dry state" once in my entire life. Are you sure you didn't think of a super cool comeback and then have to come up with the line you'd use the comeback on?

[Tanner Martin @TanMart03]

Iowa state fan just said to me “Fuck Utah. How’s your dry state?” And I said “I’d drink myself into a coma too if peak existence for me was Ames, IA.” Then Wayshawn ran over another defender. Quite fun I must say.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

Idk if it has occurred to anyone but Iowa is going to the playoff this year. I'll be happy for my Hawkeye relatives only, the rest of you can eat shit.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

I feel like we're reading a time capsule of our own tweets lmao

[White Out Football @WhiteOutFB]

No excuses tonight. Coaching was terrible. Mismanagement all over the place. Rocco was horrible.

This game should have been a blowout. And by that I mean a blow out loss. Total embarrassment.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

Fuck Michigan honestly. Feels weird enjoying an Iowa win 😂

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

Also, seen enough dirty plays for one season. More effort during the play instead of after it would be nice.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

After the first half I thought maybe we really would be a 2 win team. So I feel better about us now a little bit?

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

I know part of it was playing from so far behind forcing our hand but Raynor throwing it 40 times is fucking crazy. We could play 100 Big 12 games with that stat and we wouldn't steal a single win.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

This is the weirdest football game I've seen in a while

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@StolbaJim She's talking weird and swaying all over the place. This isn't a political observation.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

Genuine question here. Is she drinking again?

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

Guys, I don't think she likes me 😞

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

They had to kill a postal worker to get it there 😔

[Complex @Complex]

Boy writes letter to his late dad in heaven and gets a reply

[via/ ThisMorning]

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

I really do think that kid needs help. There's nothing rational about anything he does at all, lashing out emotionally without reason, narcissistic statements. It's kinda all pointing in one direction.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

Oh man everyone is mad at me. I should start a podcast where I do even more lecturing and even less listening! Not sure what that goobers goal even is at this point. He's taking a sort of "me against the world" position which is not compatible with community or spreading the word

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

What organization system are we using here 😂

[Iowa State Men’s Basketball @CycloneMBB]

Georges Niang in the House!

#Cyclones | #C5C

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@CA_mk2 The official story was she had a problem and quit. From seeing her constantly without noticing anything over the last decade I do think she did? I don't know lol

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@BrianMeehanMMG @CycloneKingdom I don't doubt that, you're not hiding behind a block. Even if I don't agree with you that is kind of my point in all this. My free speech let's me say whatever I want but it also means you get to also. Both of these things are actually good for me. He wants one but not the other.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@BrianMeehanMMG @CycloneKingdom If you get your understanding of left leaning people from left leaning media and I get my understanding of right leaning people from right wing media we are all doomed.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@BrianMeehanMMG @CycloneKingdom A lot of liberals are Christians themselves so I doubt that. It's by far the most popular religious identity in the United States. Well over half of Americans according to Pew Research. Making generalizations then inventing facts based on those generalizations isn't convincing.

[Chris Larsen @the_penguinator]

@BrianMeehanMMG @CycloneKingdom You're assuming a lot about me for someone I've never talked to in my life. It's not a great place to start a conversation. I don't praise any religions. I literally just described a double standard from the OP but you have not shown me any of my own here.