Jessica

tatttooed design strategist of amenity spaces @ a mega tech co, adventurer, foodie, cocktail enthusiast., fueled by music and puppy cuddles. ATL she/her

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Kinda over putting time and energy into those who don't do the same for me and def don't care to be around our baby. I'm still an individual, but being a mom is a part of me.

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

I hope those kids who sell water bottles everywhere in Atlanta have surge prices and make serious cash bc of the water outage

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Refused to update the app to reflect the rebranding to X. What a gift to find a hacker used my account to retweet cat themed crypto. Y'all, I don't like cats (allergic) and I definitely could care less for crypto.

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Local @Target delivery drivers are the worst. Literally won't deliver to the door and blocked my egress and today chucked it over a fence

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

I love #myles from #TheCircleNetflix , if I close my eyes, I imagine he looks like Larry David, and then I love the idea Larry is playing this game. The Jewish Old Man vibes are real. #partofthetribe

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

@NintendoAmerica should make a Mario bros game that is like super Mario bros but the live version is like playing or watching from a 1st person perspective vs 3rd person, like call of duty. And then, they should make a game from bowsers POV.

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Matt mustard from Vallejo PD needs to be in jail. Since detective mustard couldn't solve the real life game of Clue and not only didn't do his job but defamed two people. We need to hold cops more accountable. #AmericanNightmare

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Can someone explain to me why medical facilities won't see you if you are "showing Covid symptoms"? Are they like "nah we just can't do shit for that anymore"? Or what?

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Here's hoping the 49ers win. Don't want to repeat 2020 all over again.

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

I want more deets on the streaker. 🤞🏽 it's a thunder down under dancer

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Poor younger swifties don't know they just watched a millennial's flashback as a halftime show

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

I do appreciate the choreography and visual effects that went into the rollerskating part of the halftime show.

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

LUDA! Y'all we couldn't get him for the superbowl in his own hometown?!

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

They pulled Lil Jon from his HGTV show for the halftime show? 😂

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

Magic Mike this superbowl halftime please. It is Vegas after all

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

@BobbySandwiches How is usher still relevant?! I really didn't think he made any music anymore

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

I hope the spin doctors make an appearance in ushers performance tonight.

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

@BobbySandwiches 😝

[Jessica @the_random_jess]

We could've just had Alicia keys headline. 👀👀