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RT to #VoiceSaveTroy https://t.co/ZdVGRWSUAy

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Doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis. Arthritis is "inflammation of the joints". Let the sink in for a sec. That is all.

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Do you ever wonder just how hairy the guy was that invented a shampoo called "head and shoulders"? That is all.

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@cspec91 are you still there? How ya been?

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My new sleep-number is Sailor Jerry. That is all.

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@chandlerriggs that's a profound statement! Hopefully not the last time filming @TheWalkingDead

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Been away from Twitter for a while...is @AckleyRawks still the cutest girl ever?

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@the_rbexten *about

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So evidently when the cashier said "strip down facing me" she was talking a out my debit card. Guess I can't go back to that Walmart.

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@cspec91 how you doing?

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I'm convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the laundry it comes back as an extra tupperware lid. That is all.

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@RobLowe

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I love reading stories of celebrities and politicians calling for more gun control..aren't their security people armed? #doasIsaynotasIdo

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@wwwbigbaldhead why did the chicken cross the road? You never gave us an answer!!!

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Watching #RideWithNorman from last night..seems Norman was a little irked or something with the dude from Long Island..

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@wwwbigbaldhead I have to know..did you ever find the Boondock Saints bar? Lol...The suspense is killing me..#lostwithnorman

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Just held the door open for a Japanese man at the store. He said "sank you!". Bastard better not be talking about Pearl Harbor. That is all.

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@Tony_Dorsett sorry for your loss TD..my prayers are with you and your family

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I sure am glad I learned about parallelegrams in school instead of taxes. It sure came in handy this parallelegram season. That is all.